YLYL
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James Parker
Caleb Perez
Besides not even being close to funny, I would put this post as Cancer: Stage III.
If you don't make me laugh in the next 90 minutes, the dog gets it.
Am I clear?
Lincoln Bailey
yessir
Zachary Roberts
Is this loss?
Samuel Miller
schortzstaffel
Easton Diaz
do it anyways youll get banned because animal abuse is a federal crime but im sure you wont even have a retort to this
Logan Peterson
I shot my dog last august.
Euthanizing an animal isn't a crime.
Even if it was, there's no magic FBI police who are gonna track down my IP over a video of a dog getting shot that may or may not have been recorded by me.
You are so goddamn dumb I think I might kill a dog just to spite you. Next time I go to singapore I'm gonna make it happen.
Lucas Diaz
Nathaniel Allen
holy shit kek, what are you even doing here? are you trying to piss yourself off?
Christopher Hall
checked and kek'd
Tyler Parker
Mason Gray
James Martinez
John Thomas
Actual true virus lung-inbound
>be sick
>covid-17 at the time
>beta molecule who can't get infected for the life of himmler
>pathogenical fear of germs since early scholl, when some bite sicked me
>have a younger sickness, covid-16 at this time
>my sickness is human crazy, really wants to give someone a flujob.
>announces that she's "Severe Ancute Respiratory Syndrome"
>father and I start coofing bloods on how to 'fect an neighborhood.
>few coronas later and some sheltering in place,
>a long, sickly dude with brown face mask and plastic shield
>delivars door dash containment tacos
>my doctor and I sit down and informerd that he just "walked into the emergency room"
>discuss 6 feets apart (anti.bodies)
>*can't stop touching my face*
>they go essentially-out
>bat tells me "pandemic isn't going to last"
>sickness becomes home quaranteen
>wants apology so I said, "SARS"
>around a week later, dug mass grave for college girls
>and worried that who was phone makes sense
>about a week before, overhear a conversation about population cuntrol
>"We're not on PPE lockdown anymore" goes viral
>social distancing was "funny"
>someone said "bacteria" but I thought they say "bateria"
>we're both right
>tryingtoholdbackcoughing.jpg
>tell errbody all of this newd normal
>agenda 2020 out of control
>TV, EMT, TP, CV, ET, PPE.
>mfw the dead preempted almost why this fast epidemic would go downtown to black ppl
Hunter Stewart
kek'd
Owen Carter
Landon Perez
Leo Rogers
Hunter Bennett
Carter Rivera
Benjamin Smith
James Cooper
Carson Cox
owww the cancer
Ian Hughes
16 wieners
Cooper Hernandez
I could see myself dying for this freedom
Evan Wright
Luke Russell
Eli Harris
Also costs 0$ to not make a sanctimonious post about a fucking word on the internet.
Anthony Martin
got me
Dylan Scott
Jason Taylor
Jeremiah James
Noah Thompson
Logan Hernandez
Leo Peterson
Very nice feet
Dylan Carter
Why does he look like cherdleys ಡ_ಡ
Luis Clark
Justin Sullivan
What is this bitchs full name hannah steinsburgman, Jesus only a jew would use money to try to make a fucking point
Joseph Hill
neck yourself
Lucas Diaz
Kevin Perez
Cooper Murphy
You have no class sir they are indeed sniffable feet
Isaac Nelson
Angel Morales
Oliver Barnes
Nicholas Carter
Why?
Ayden Edwards
David Jones
Ayy, that's exactly what I said.
Ian Gonzalez
I'm sure these hags are happy, well-adjusted people.
Thomas Foster
Jacob Gutierrez