May have stolen a switch

may have stolen a switch

how do I remove all the connections on the switch so theres nothing tying the old user to the switch

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Lol idiot

You can't without their account access.

Good job nigger. They're tracking that shit now.

microwave

Basically never ever connect that thing to the internet or it WILL get tracked

Can you remove the account or do a hard reset on it?

in the pooper it goes

dunk it in a bucket of bleach and water for 15 minutes while powered on
should be wiped clean when in dries out

you can't. the mac address of the switch hardware is tied to the account that registered it. the moment you use it it will be traceable to your new account and ip.

Cum on it fag

put it in the microwave, it destroys the tracking card in the switch

nope. not unless you have access to the account as well. all a reset would do i clean the data stored on the switch not the fact that its tied to certain account.

shoot it.

This. Also stop being a thieving nigger. A regular nigger is bad enough.

Good job ya fuckin nigger

thieving nigger

if its an old model mod it install custom firmware
find software to remove identifiable info don't use it online

never network it. also stop being a nigger.
If you actually are a nigger, consider killing yourself

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hahaha ya'll know this dumb nigger is already getting tracked.

enjoy tyrones 12 incher, it's what you get for stealing the soy boi console

It's simple just replace the memory chip on the mobo.

give it back jamal

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Switch are going for a premium right now so I’d sell it to someone for as much as you can get and then just wait out the stock issues and by a brand new one free and clear. Pass that hot shit into someone else.

Go return it. You're a piece of shit for stealing a game console during a global pandemic.

Go fuck yourself nigger.

Good job bigger. Now fucking kill yourself. Or get the Rona and pass it to your shit family so they can be offed and removed from the public dole. Ya worthless piece of shit.

BIGGER

return it and give them a switch game as a sorry gift

This

KYS

Found the resident edgelord

if youre familiar with custom firmware, sure
still a dirty nigger though

Please give it back and say sorry

You sound like a shitty human

Look up how to mod/jailbreak a switch that's what you're looking for.

>the moment you use it it will be traceable to your new account and ip.
Don't listen to retards like this. The moment you turn it on nothing is gonna happen, the switch doesn't magically know the ID and password for your router so it wouldn't be able to connect to jack shit.

DONT listen to anyone on this dumb ass thread. Just reset it and your good to go.

I found a switch on the bus and did this and now i play animal crossing all day.

You only steal shit from large companies, and never huge expensive items. If you steal from small companies, individuals, or very expensive items you are a shady dirty scum. The idea is to not be noticed, and not to be a low life shit stain. Ive stolen food, candy ect. But Im not shit like the OP and wouldnt steal from a mom or pop store or an individual.

The difference is, nobody reported yours as stolen because they lost it.