New ways to jerk off? kinda getting bored of the normal way of doing it

New ways to jerk off? kinda getting bored of the normal way of doing it

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Do butt stuff user, it isnt gay

like what and best way to do it

cut a hole in a watermelon and fuck it

best household item to put up my ass?

turkey baster

dont own one

Lay facedown in bed and rub your dick against the bed. That's what I did in middle school

find something similar with a small tip and wide base.

tickle your ballsack with the sharp edge of a knife
it sounds like im bullshitting but seriously try it

like?

Next time you jerk off, go find some medium sized, firm to hard object, roughly the size of a baseball, maybe a little bigger. You want to half sit on it, putting under your taint area, to where you can put some weight on it. While you jerk off, learn to flex those muscles there, and lean against it to varying degrees. no joke, it feels amazing, especially when you finally cum.

Yo OP

Do what I did. I recently built my own masturbation machine that feel like getting sucked off.

I used a breast pump, a couple of clamps and some foam rubber tubing to make a machine that you simply lube up, turn the breast pump off and look up porn while it sucks you off. At first I pulled it off before cumming, but now I keep it on till it sucks my balls dry. I cum so fucking hard that I'm not sure regular sex will be sufficient anymore.

take a photo of your apparatus pls

Use the mouth of a homeless person.

Tie your balls off. Not too tight just enough that they can't go through the loop. Use a knot like on your shoes or another quick release knot so you can remove it easily if it starts to hurt.

A plunger handle. There's a reason dildos have suction cups

It's possible to go to deep. Don't squat over it or you risk falling and impaling yourself.

what are your favorite positions to do

Sharpie

I don't have any. I just like things in my butt

Tie a shoelace around your dick and watch an interracial blowbang video.

yeah ive tried this but dont feel anything think im doing it wrong

Have someone else jerk you off.

refrigerator, you fucking anarchist

Was just gonna suggest humping the bed too.
Also you can try playing with your nipples while fapping. It helps if it's slightly cold and they get hard.

Your dad

this should help

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put some vaseline on your off hand and then light it on fire and slap ur boner while singing michael jackson songs

mmm snickers