How do you deal with the absurdity of life? What stops you from eating a lead salad?

How do you deal with the absurdity of life? What stops you from eating a lead salad?

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Manning the fuck up and not being a pussy

time will take care of it, brother. just sit back an enjoy the ride. we ain't here too long anyway and out 10,000yr existence (as a species) is a blink. i find it comforting that we're so irrelevant. means my fuck ups only matter to me.

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Dont like salad

I like the absurdity. It is literally what keeps me going.

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My intelligence has been increasing at an alarming rate for the last year, I'm interested to see where it goes

feigning superiority out of a fragile sense of masculinity doesn't make you cool, kid

to whom is it alarming? did you have to stretch to be able to suck your own dick like that?

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I'll look back on this in a few years and be glad I went through this troubled time, because it made me better

Yea, I enjoy looking at the stars at night and thinking how pointless and small and insignificant this all is. In the light of day it tends to not be so easy though

Lifes absurd but also fun

no one said cool, he said man the fuck up. apparently that's too difficult for you?

Ngl life has been pretty shitty for me this last year. My grandpa (who essentially was my father) died, I got into drinking pretty bad, got a DUI as a result, can’t drive anywhere, blew what little savings I had for a lawyer, I have to walk or bum rides everywhere now, and that’s on top of all this corona bullshit going on. But being honest I never once considered suicide. To me it just doesn’t seem like a viable option. I know that it can and probably will get better even tho shit is about as rock bottom as I’ve been in life. Life gets hard, OP. All you can do is take it day by day and cross each bridge as you come to it. You’re not in this alone, keep your head up

Just go ahead and kill yourself, we won't miss you.

The only thing that stops me from blowing my brains out is the fact that I know no matter how bad it gets....I can blow my brains out. Kinda like a safety net.

I really dont know, man. Day by day the feelings that Ive been harvesting in my self since I was a kid just become more prominent. Its fucked, but Ive never been able to achieve the same sense of happiness and plenitude that I felt when I was a little kid. It makes me anxious and scared of the future since I dont want to die by my own hand but still I see no other way. Even if I sometimes delude my self into thinking that Im making some progress the same old feelings just creep back time after time. I dont know man, i just dont want to feel like this anymore but I cant help it, no matter what I do.

alcohol

hurrr spouting meaningless catch phrases makes me smart

not being able to own a gun

what ride? existence is a ball numbing, lifelessly dull affair

When life gives you lemons you need to make lemonade

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That would also require life to give you sugar. Enjoy your lemon juice

You mad?

By living in a bubble

also this.

Same

Weed

Cannabis, anxiety & depression medication...but theyre not doing the job lately.
Almost 30 and for those people with depression/mental illness, it doesnt get better with time. Thats some bullshit right there.

Itll get worse and worse until the best option is to become an hero.

Who really wants to live in this shitty timeline anyway

This
Can relate, am 35 and each year just gets more bullshit. With all the corona shit I haven't had weed for weeks and that really makes shit tougher than usual. Switched to drinking heavily

not all rides are exciting. some are a traffic jam. find something to enjoy. if Ted Bundy did, you can.

You know what you have to do next.

lul at what?

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who the fuck said it gets better with time? if anything it gets worse as you realize how pointless existence is