What do I respond to this statement with this tinder bitch?

What do I respond to this statement with this tinder bitch?

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move on to the next one, this one is not interested enough to break quarantine for you

You don't.

make her a bet, if you win, you get to fuck her. if she wins, she decides if you can fuck her

She's bored, you're being boring. Move on and try be be interesting.

"we can do something if you're down". "Can't last TOO much longer lol"

Dumbass. Be assertive. She smelled your unclean small penis from 500km away

This

Dude why are you smalltalking a stranger you're hoping to bang.. This is literally how you talk to your grandmother LMAO

So what should I ask her? What shes looking for on Tinder?

Cut a 3 inch hole in the front of a dust mask and tell her you have that waiting for her.

What should I say to get out of this. I have no game

Be yourself and get to know her. It is eventual you will get laid just be fun and be yourself.

>we can do something
>if youre down
>lol
You forgot to add only if that's okay with you...lol.

They really should be teaching basic pick up skills in school. I feel bad for the simps and the girls, no-one wins when guys can't conduct a basic fucking convo without totally emasculating himself.

What do you reccomend me saying to get out of this

we can keep our masks on if you want to do doggystyle, should be fine if you want. I fucking want

>has only fucked fat chicks
>is a weak faggot
>delusions of superiority

Please keep telling us how to live like your pathetic ass.

Dude it doesn't matter what you say just be normal and assertive. Don't supplicate, women hate it. For example don't say things like 'if it's ok with you' just say 'I'll take you here whenever'
Having confidence and self respect is enough, you don't even need game.

You're being way too open with her and way too pushy, even your choice of vocabulary and the way you capitalize "too" is cringe. Total turn off. Not to mention the fact you double texted her... need to change the game up my guy

"I'm pretty sure anyone would consider meeting up with you as 'essential'"

And don't look for specific lines either, even if somebody gives you a good line you're going to have to go straight back to your personality. Like the great cesar millan always says, calm assertive energy wins the day.

This one's a lost cause bro... You're already her gay best friend or "brother" in her mind. Sorry, but you will never obtain the pussy. Move on

Who can try ger more nude of my girl?

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Youre right, that was obnoxious of me, now it looks like the OP isn't trolling and I hope he gets some good advice

Jesus christ man, learn how to be interesting

send her "its spelled bearly started"

+1 for referencing cesar

Dubs decides.
"Yeah and I don't even get the Trump bucks because I'm technically a quarter legally mentally retarded. So annoying"

"Well, enough of the small talk. Time to talk big. Like my dick. Be here in an hour, I'll provide the masks."

sorry, I tried to get you laid. fate seems to decree otherwise

It's over. The tone of the conversation is set within two messages.

And you're 2/2. Move on to the next, and as said don't make small talk. It's even easier to be interesting as everyone is stuck inside.

She ignored you. Move on.

work on your game, mate

Reply: "But it'll all be ogre soon" and send her a picture of shrek's dick.

stop wasting your fucking time on tinder retard. You will NEVER find anyone there worth more than their genitals

reply with:
have you heard what scientist are saying? there will be 7 planets after i destroy your anus.