If you could turn into any animal and still have your human brain, which would it be?

then chinks will catch you and eat your alive, or cut your fins off and let you go

Tardigrade babyyyyyy

got'em

not if ur as smart as a human. just go to somewhere where there's a bunch of marine biologists and then demonstrate your amazing intelligence. free food for life, all the protection you need. win win

Obvious answer is a seagull. Fly around the beach all day looking at whores, shitting on stuff, and snatching food from people while they run from you.

amoeba. so i can can experience binary fission with higher consciousness... achieving immortality in the process

Liger or a dragon. Duuuuhhh

so you gonna be caged? for life? jesus christ

nah that would be part of the deal. i get to do whatever the fuck so long as i participate in some tests or whatever.

orca
swim across the ocean without fear, except from human

Only correct answer

again i dont think you'd need to be afraid of humans. scientists can be trusted and charitable and they'll probably be your friend

Apex Predators:

Land: Human
Air: Golden Eagle
Sea: Killer Whale

Those are the only 3 choices worth shit.

>Land: Human
Can't.

Pig. Nothing expected of me but to laze around all day and then this guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/100659-longest-orgasm-in-mammals/

Sarah Jessica Parker

Pruebred lab. I'd find my way to a super affluent neighborhood and throw beautiful self on the mercy of a family with little kids and great cars. Next stop, great food, non stop love and medical care for life. Lick my balls and sleep tight - so comfy.

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Based

That wouldn't be too bad, galloping in a field. Eating some oats, hay, and barley.

>a bunch of marine biologists and then demonstrate your amazing intelligence

If that is your goal why not be a primate being studied? You could blow their mind when you show you can use a computer.

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because why would i want to be an ape? whales get to explore all kinds of cool shit.

if there's one thing about humanoids is that they don't really have any special powers beyond intelligence.

i guess you could make some money tho by being the "ape man" and go on talk shows and shit...

They would 100% go back on the deal and steal you. And if you refused to work with them they would just kill you and dissect your brain.

imagine placing all of your trust in someone just because they have a degree in marine biology

nahhh. won't happen.

don't forget the 10 feet dick

Does physics apply?

Like a eagle with a right fucking meat head!!!

Or a group of 8/10 girls want too swim with the whales, can you get revenge for you mate Nigel getting harpooned and go full rape mode, harpooning dumb sluts with your mighty member...

"Asking for a friend"???

coronavirus

>you also sleep 6 months out of the year
And you sleep 4 months out of the year. What is your fucking point?

>moeba. so i can can experience binary fission with higher consciousness.
biggest fucking retard in the thread.

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Lol. Animal terrorist. Swim to any depth and surprise capsize your boat.
I don't hibernate.

You are very stupid

so little faith in humanity. scientists would love to have a well treated whale friend.

Eucalyptus

Bottlenose dolphin is the only correct answer

namsla.wikidot.com/dolphin-vagina

yeah like nothing
enjoy eating plastic out of starvation dumbass