Name 1(one) reason why you aren't fapping right this instant

I don't care about strangers, I want something to care about.
>I haven't really thought about it

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I need material. What should I fap to?

kek. you just don't understand the true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists… with a twist.
we don't care if they were "innocent" (who is truly innocent, anyway?)
we just want to watch the world burn.

Pic related

Share what you're fapping to, come on, faggot

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I'm on a "once per week" schedule.
I don't know whether it's good or not. As for now (3 weeks in), I feel hornier a lot more. I don't like this feeling, it's get too much in the way. Maybe I should go back to fap whenever I feel like.

because im a chad and when i wanna nut i get a woman unlike you fucking simps.

I'm talking with friends

Ramadan .

To be honest, I don't even fap that much myself. Never more than once a day, and usually like 1-2 times a week. I don't really like fapping that much, to be fair, or sex, I just don't like the feeling.

But right now I'm horny so I want to do it, even though I know I'm going to regret it. The woes of a coomer, am I right?

How can I be a simp if I don't deal with women at all in the first place? You're more of a simp than me.

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>jacking off
>having sex

hmmm that's a tough one user

watching internet porn while using a fleshlight is not "getting woman when ever I want".

Im outside

Too stoned to find my dick, but somehow can type and surf the internet

I don't get what you mean, is this about the simp thing? Whatever rows your floaty boat, sex is overated as fuck anyway.

Careful with corona, my dude!

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I'm working.

I just don't feel like it.

playing a game that requires two hands, and on headset

Because I’m saving myself for marriage

Dead honest: I'm sick and feeling too shitty to fap.

Lover-in-law
Taboo charming mother

Not horny.

omegle flagged me as a bot, cant reset router bcuz parents watching shit, help

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What makes you horny? Or is it a mood thing?

What were you even doing on omegle? You better not be trying to get nudes from 13 yo, you creep.

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not in the mood

>What were you even doing on omegle? You better not be trying to get nudes from 13 yo, you creep.

>is on 4chin

pick one nigger

>It's secretly a femanon tries to figure out why she isn't pregnant yet
You should do cool things like backflips or skateboard tricks or something, wear a cap backwards.

because im drunk and have whiskey drunk

kek

>whiskey drunk

lol'd,i mean whiskey dick

however,i had natty light's hard seltzer for the first time today and have to say,hard seltzers have did the cherry flavor right,malt liquor should follow their example

This woman does it for me

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But little kids are nasty. Drawn little kids get me sometimes, though, ngl...

Care to try that sentence again?

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well i was and then your picture put me right out of the mood user

I'm waiting on one of my discord e-boys to message me so we can have lewd talks and I can send him lewd images of myself

I'm busy worrying about stuff

Same here.

thats a girl in real life

Mans gotta eat first

Holy shit, she's very pretty! Going on my targets folder, definitely.

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maybe if you fapped to her,you would be less worried about stuff

You should do cool things like backflips or skateboard tricks or something, wear a cap backwards.

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user,no

you dont want coronavirus do you

i enjoy a good fap when im tipsy

You're welcome. Bitch has those Tig Ol' bitties.

i find it easier to fap when im sober,after a couple drinks it just seems like i cant get it up

how do you fap to that winch you dont know the name of?

Nah just a fag that has cute clothes and knows how to take good pics

On the contrary, I like fapping. I thought I was going too hard on it so I've decided to put a limit.

parents are home, when they sleep i will

i cant get it up when im on shrooms or acid. dubs checked

I meant the first sentence
>It's secretly a femanon tries to figure out why she isn't pregnant yet
I'm not trying to be cute or anything, I seriously didn't understand what you were going for here.

How would I get coronavirus? I always clean my hands before I fap, so I'll never get the cv dude.

I getchu, lots of people are like that, I personally just wish I could quit for good, but I'm just a dumb animal going along with my urges.

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She's called 'Mui Mui' on IG. (Incase you didn't know.)

underage b&

your dubs say you should go fap in from of them

Hey, I'm 26 and I live with my parents, so chill. You think the whole europoor shit is just a meme?

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I'm not a degenerate

who is she?

I just woke up and I'm taking a shit. I need my dick to be aiming down into the toilet so I can intermittently piss while I shit.

...

trying to not fap
i managed to not fapped for 3 days now really since i coom like 3 per day at the very least i m so fuckign horny

also i avoid watching porn

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get job
move out
get k9

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