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Jose Butler
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:
As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians – I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.
James Cruz
Jaxon Allen
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil’s kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig’s snout, mare’s arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won’t even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Logan Phillips
GIVE ME YOUR HAT
Easton Lopez
why you stopped posting? it was getting interesting!
Owen Kelly
Carson Torres
Leo Carter
Nathan Cruz
Henry Diaz
Juan Cox
Ayden Hughes
Samuel Morgan
Adrian Richardson
Actual true virus lung-inbound
>be sick
>covid-17 at the time
>beta molecule who can't get infected for the life of himmler
>pathogenical fear of germs since early scholl, when some bite sicked me
>have a younger sickness, covid-16 at this time
>my sickness is human crazy, really wants to give someone a flujob.
>announces that she's "Severe Ancute Respiratory Syndrome"
>father and I start coofing bloods on how to 'fect an neighborhood.
>fewer coronas later and some sheltering in place,
>a long, sickly dude with brown face mask and plastic shield
>delivars door dash containment tacos
>my doctor and I sit down and informerd that he just "walked into the emergency room"
>discuss 6 feets apart (anti.bodies)
>*can't stop touching my face*
>they go essentially-out
>bat tells me "pandemic isn't going to last"
>sickness becomes home quaranteen
>wants apology so I said, "SARS"
>social distancing was "funny"
>around a week later, dug mass grave for college girls
>and worried that who was phone makes sense
>about a week before, overhear a conversation about population cuntrol
>"We're not on PPE lockdown anymore" goes viral
>someone said "bacteria" but I thought they say "bateria"
>we're both right
>tryingtoholdbackcoughing.jpg
>tell errbody all of this newd normal
>agenda 2020 out of control
>TV, EMT, TP, CV, ET, PPE.
>mfw the dead preempted almost why this fast epidemic would go downtown to black ppl
Benjamin Murphy
Bait but,
>reddit