The fire alarm wakes you up and you see your bedroom filled with smoke. You can only grab one thing before escaping...

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Unironically what prolly caused the fire in the first place...

>pic related: (You)
protip: i'm not even a trumpfaggot

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A bottle of Finlandia I keep by my desk

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My PC.

My bag of primo buds.

The NPC meme is one of the most cringy memes ever.

dishwasher

Thread answered .

laptop and charger

Tough choice, either the cum rug or piss blanket.

A piss blanket can be replaced. A cum rag.. that's special.

the fire extinguisher so i can wrap myself up with my 3ds phone and pc and survive the blaze

Dat ass boi

My collection of butt plugs for sure

Just clothes in the BR. A sweatshirt maybe?

My cat.

my inter dimensional singularity maker. because then no means no fire.

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my hand held singularity maker 20000. because no house no fire. or my cat

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dude why would you grab your own hair? it's already attached to your head

i grab the house itself by touching one of the walls

then i take it with me when i go outside, turning the entire house inside out

my 500 pounds of cocaine

The fire

i'd take my fire extinguisher

in case there are any fires outside

this guy's mom's ass

These trips

user, I'd grab some coffee...

With you oWo

Prolly my weed

>mom's

I would grab MY dragon dildo

Phone

being that attached to a plant, man the fuck up

Dammit, beat to it by about 2 hours

Why do I think exactly like you degenerates. Fuck

My original VHS copy of Good Burger

My Autism because its always there.

atleast we went out in style

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>What is IT?
It is Information Technology, data communications usually involving internet connectivity.