My wife recently cut herself while shaving. Unfortunately the axe she was using left a rather nasty gash...

My wife recently cut herself while shaving. Unfortunately the axe she was using left a rather nasty gash, right on top of her vagina.

Is there some way I can sew it back up so that it's suitable for sex again?

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I would want to sterilize that axe. You don’t want whatever she has spreading into your firewood.

I'd get it stitched by a doctor so it didn't leave a scar

that's a big fucking pussy right there. moar?

flex tape, it helps when things get moisty

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When you going to stop posting this same garbage tier thread everyday you fucking nigger ?

I don’t even believe you have a wife
You probably some mouth breather in a basement apartment somewhere in Eastern Europe

Most people dont have basements you cuck, find another insult besides uncle etc.

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He's probably not even into women. 10 euros says he's being drilled in the ass nightly by Alexi and this is his fantasy refuge.

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>every day
No one is forcing you to live on Yas Forums

Samefag, if threads like these bother you don’t open them.

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Samefag posting from multiple phones and TOR nodes.

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>Is there some way I can sew it back up so that it's suitable for sex again?
Infibulation! That will do the trick. It's just a little reconstructive plastic surgery. Snip-Snip-Stitch-Stitch and she's good to go.
OH, and when you speak with a plastic surgeon, call it "Gender confirmation surgery for your asexual wife."

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please more if that vagina

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anyone that snips off a woman's bean should get fucking crucified. fuck that shit.

this now became a beans removed post Pose what you got boys

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>should get fucking crucified. fuck that shit.
You sound like a TERF that judges women on their bodies. Gender confirmation surgery is a necessary medical procedure or do you deny the asexual identity? Also, why do you care what a women chooses to do with her own body. How dare you deny a human being's right to feel comfortable in their own skin.

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Aesthetically pleasing.

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For her birthday.

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Listen to this guy

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I'd actually leave it like that. You might be able to store supplies in it for the winter.

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goddamn, Yas Forums has become such a hive of dumb bullshit threads that are spammed by faggots like OP. It's like the I Am Jazz threads on Yas Forums and the constant unironic wojak shilling.

Kill yourself, autist OP. Nobody liked you in high school and nobody likes you now. You dying would be a great weight off the world.

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Go Nullo!

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I see the OP is trolling you here now:

Hi you fucking autistic faggot, OP. How's your TOR node posting going?

Are you getting off by pouring gay shit all over Yas Forums again?

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This, also checked

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Imagine thinking you can control the narrative on Yas Forums