waifu thread
featuring Hirasawa Yui
QOTT: what kind of house would you and your waifu live in together? do you think she would like it?
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Brandon Richardson
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Michael Miller
curiosity
you're free to believe what you want, i wouldnt be able to prove it anyway
comfy, cozy, small. if she didnt, id be willing to go anywhere else
Ayden Robinson
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If you were required to have a job of some type but you didn't need the money from it to survive, what job would you choose?
Owen Gutierrez
Kayden Gonzalez
i think we'd probably chill in a normal suburban house somewhere near a major city in New Hampshire. i assume she probably wouldn't mind it too much, although she might get homesick, which would suck... i'd move to Japan as long as she'd be willing to help me with every interaction with Japanese language. heh.
if i could afford it, and if Yui was fine with it, i'd like to tour the US in a stealth camper. i think we'd have a fun trip with that.
oh, i get it. these are a parody of me.
curiosity is as good as any. have you bought anything Tsugu lately?
comfy, cozy, and small sounds nice. does Tsugu live in a comfy, cozy, small house (or apartment)? i always thought it was kind of big.
cute!
Charles Collins
Canada once heavily targeted LGBTQ individuals
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Colton Nguyen
People are so scared and so paranoid that they called a policeman as soon as they saw me, now my mother is also paranoid and she forbade me to leave lol.
A mansion with many rooms to she to put her paintings.
I knew comeback here would be a good idea!
Hey again Tsugu! its been a very long time isnt it? how have you been in this time? are you ok? what happened to you?
Brandon Lee
Yoo, Ms. grey, since when are you nigger around again?
Noah Robinson
Prove it by providing information only the real tsugu can.
Asher Allen
Heya tsugu, it's been a while
y-you, too
Jason Sanchez
>Canada once heavily targeted LGBTQ individuals
the only based thing a fucking leaf did
Ian Hughes
Carson Harris
Noah Johnson
Baka coming through
Watch out
Henry Smith
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Austin Turner
nope, the 1/8 figure comes out in june and there hasnt been anything else of note (although ive started checking around other sites, and they sometimes have things but theyre so obviously third party i just cant justify getting them)
well i was trying to find a decent shot of it, this'll do i guess. ive always imagined it as fairly small with an attached bathroom (you can hear the shower running in this exact scene) but this could just be -one- room in a larger house, since she clearly has a large kitchen
heya relm, yeah probably several months now. ive been well, better than ever i suppose, although right now its a bit covid-y for my tastes. i just kinda decided to stop coming around i guess, posting here is a surprisingly large time investment and ive been trying to do other things, get through games ive been meaning to, learn to read japanese etc
how about yourself?
heya, i dont exactly know what that question means but im back because i had heard i was being mentioned, and quarantine is getting a bit boring i suppose
how have you been?
i dont know what would qualify that i couldnt also just be lying about
cute waifu
yes it has, how have things been?
Dominic Thompson
It's been years and I still can't believe this 2Mb limit is here to stay.
Modern but cozy and not too big. Other than the basics I'd like an office and a nice garden where we get to grow some plants for consumption. Carrots definitely included.
I'm open minded so I'm sure we would be able to find an agreement.
Jace Rodriguez
is mine...
oi! :3
I play warframe now, dropped wow
hope happy life healthy life?
Elijah James
claim!
Christopher Gutierrez
My wisfu's name is Excel she is the best because
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In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words.
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Jacob Thompson
i think WW1 is probably something that lures me a bit lot. 19th century life is also up there.
"what's your story?"
good bot
why do people dislike you so much? are you safe?
a mansion sounds comfortable. i'm sure you'd still run out of room for all her creativity, though!
i asked him on Discord and he said that was him
no, sorry.
good afternoon zGk
cute
fair enough, sorry. i hope that figure comes out really soonly.
yeah, that kitchen scene confounds me a bit, too. do you think she lives by herself?
what room should face towards the garden? would you have a lot of windows? how big is the bed?
carrots sound yummy.
have we talked before?
what house would you live in?!
good bot
Michael Fisher
Fuck
Austin Jackson
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Oliver Hughes
Indeed, all this virus disaster is a disgrace, It is good to see that you have been better! don't worry, it's understandable that you stopped coming, that's the same reason that Earth-chan doesn't come very often, And have you accomplished what you were trying to do?
The only different thing that has happened to me since the last time I saw you is that I have been composing music, that's all, the rest has remained quite the same.
Thats a huge wall you got there mate.
Someone whistling while riding a bike thinking out loud going alone on the street if face mask is reason enough to call the police apparently.
Yeah, Im fine, I just have to think of a way to entertain myself since now I won't be able to leave.
Yeah, I dont doubt it!
Lucas Foster
I moved back to my home state last fall and this weekend I'm moving back to my home town. I've been off of Yas Forums for a while because current circumstances force me to use a vpn, just got back a few days ago and it looks like I'll be off the grid again soon.
I started a chan at waifuchan.net but it's dead as shit because I refuse to advertise anywhere but /waifu/
;_;
Hudson Peterson
you think so too?
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Brody Brooks
A storey house innawoods. She'd have to like it.
Mason Cook
Chi-chan
I'm not
I can't
Rare
Carson Hill
A two story mansion with a courtyard, a basement, and a sub basement. It needs to be surrounded by a forest and be near the ocean.
Zachary Gray
sorry mate
yeah, that sounds bad... sometimes i like to think aloud. i like hearing myself talk, sometimes.
play video games! or something... i don't know...
what would you do after you run out of space for paintings?
sorry
storey?
what if she doesn't like it?
Duke
thanks Duke
why not?
that sounds royal. i love the idea of a sub-basement. if i could, i'd have like, 7 layers of basement to my house. a huge bunker where i do all my living, and then an additional house bit on top for show. how near to the ocean? i don't think many forests grow near oceans
James Bennett
Yes. Storey house.
She has to.
John Hughes
i tried making that then your wafu blow it up
Julian Edwards
That is an option, I could also advance my drawings, I want to start now with my next surprise.
If I could buy a mansion I will have the money to buy a warehouse, or build a basement, or an attic.
John Wilson
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nice, ive played a bit of warframe and its pretty fun but shooters just cant hold my attention very well
uhhh yeah something like that. healthy is probably a bit of a stretch. my diet has gone incredibly south since being stuck in my house. i wanted to buy a switch to get that dumb ring game so i can at least keep up exercise but buying a switch is practically impossible right now so thats cool
how about yourself?
its okay. i hope it does too, i cant wait to look at it but in real life
it must be a whole house because she definitely doesnt live by herself, she specifically mentions her mom and dad in the cassette recording. one day ill understand enough to transcribe it but for now i dont have the skills
well the only specific goal i have right now is just to become literate in japanese, which is years away yet. for now im just memorizing vocabulary, and once i get a decent wordbank ill start learning grammar, then its on to reading proper
then id like to learn to understand spoken japanese and maybe speak myself, but thatd be something like a 5 year goal so im not too worried about it currently
ooo music can be pretty fun, ive dabbled a bit, i hope youre enjoying it
i see, that sounds pretty complicated, i hope everything is going well.
oh my, that is a place indeed. i dont really know what to say. good luck