It's January 1st, 2001. You have 10,000 USD at your disposal.
In exactly one year you will be transported back to present day together with any earnings you may have made.
How will you invest to maximize your profit, using what you now know about that year.
>Hard mode: you are not allowed to look anything up before you go back in time.
invest it all in Lockheed Martin. war profiteering at its finest
Pour it all into Myspace. Shits gonna make a come back just you watch.
Won't every single stock go down anyway? Why can you even invest in??
Easy. Find an accountant, give him the money with specific instructions to invest it in Amazon and Apple depending on their prices at the time. When this thing called Bitcoin shows up, invest my entire portfolio at like $.50. Sell when they’re worth $50k a piece. Ensure him I’m not insane and I’ll see him in 2020.
Then get a job and live cheap for the rest of 2001 until I teleport back to my billions.
Your logic (poorfag): prices for good are going to go down so why should I buy it? I'll buy an iPhone when its $1000 not when it's at $400.
This is why you are poor. The rich buy stocks not when it's high but when it's a bargain, meaning now when the stock market is at its lowest ( 2020).
If you want to be rich, you go ahead the current, not with it dumb dumb.
>Investing to get rich
kek
Rent out an apartment in nyc for 8 months and wait until the week before 911. Then i will tip the FBI with as much information about the terrorist attacks for them to believe me. the hijackers are detained at the airport. I will then write a book on the future and predict things that will happen. gain millions from my best selling book and be a hero
>invest in a porn paysite
>rake in millions
>retire
>watch porn become free
It's impossible to travel in time.
I'd just go to Brooklyn and do street hustles. I'd triple that amount.
No, it is VERY possible by the laws of physics. In fact time travel is a reality. You are uninformed.
We know, nigger.
You must be fun at parties
None of you are very shrewd, by the looks of it. Take a look at Yas Forums today. Look. If you're not investing in cuck cock cages, soy and estrogen then you are really not that bright
I had a friend while we were in HS who made $50,000 shorting the Qs with sell date of I think sept 10th.
bro, entropy only goes in one direction
Everything is traveling in time.
Into the future, 1 second at the time.
So wait, does anything I invest then stay invested and I retain that investment to present day?
Amazon. Every cent into Amazon stock. Otherwise? I guess I take a short position on everything based out of New York and just cash out the second the markets reopen after the towers fall. Won't make bank, but whatever.
>microsoft
>apple
Gg EZ
That won't work. You really think they would stop it? The USA got to invade Iraq and loot the Middle East for oil for nearly two decades because of that. They got to double down on military and security spending and crush the anti war opposition from citizens.
Several countries, including Iran and Iraq, warned them that Al Qaeda was planning something months and even weeks before. They did fuck all.
it was an inside job theyd prob kill u
why dont you invest in amazon right now?
invest in halliburton
This guy gets it
Not all together true. Time can 'slow down' depending on the observer.
Go back and invest in Amazon
Lowest Price ever was in October 2001
$10000/$6.40 = 1,562shares
Current Amazon Stock price. $2372.71.
1562 x 2372.71 = ~3.7 million
Jackpot
Only forwards though.
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Actually, you can only go backwards (slow down time) up until the speed of light where time stops. If you could go faster than the speed of light you could go back in time..
forwards is not possible. Unless you could go as fast as the inverse of the speed of light, watever that is.
This is exactly what makes forwards possible... and backwards not. You can NOT go faster than the speed of light... however approaching the speed of light doesn't just 'slow time'. It slows YOUR time - the rest of time for everything else moves the exact same. So while you will only experience a few minutes - if you were to come to a stop, you may find that the rest of the universe has advanced hundreds of years.
50%amazon 50%apple
Retard is just a make believe thread not a quantum physics one
Easily AMZN