Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

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do a 360 degree turn and walk away

360 degrees and leave

Walk to my closet and grab my shotgun. Scream MOMMY MAKE ME TENDIES!

Wow way to fuck it up you screeching autistic sack of worn out dildos

unironically
>proceed straight to kitchen
>grab a butchers knife
>go to the living room, check if nobody's there
>go back to the hall
>open wardrobe and check if nobody's there
>do the same with bathroom
>tell her to get the fuck out, leave door wide open
>after she leaves, check bedroom wardrobes

I'd be scared shitless that this is a ploy where there is a hidden assailant waiting for me to get distracted

Tell her to get in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich

>Good, you brought your sleeping bag
>please cover yourself up, this house isn't a nudist colony

Dick it down with extreme prejudice

I hate silly cones.

Run because I'm obviously in the wrong house.

Realized my dream of becoming the sole owner of Playboy has come true.
Now to re-establish the publishing arm into an internet powerhouse to fund my depravity.

I'd disappoint the hell out of her.

Offer her some scrambled eggs

Wonder why I bought such an ugly sex doll.

Still here OP? Been too long!

Nice.
Nice
I believe in you man
who are you?

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NB! How have you been?

Wishing Patrycja was with me in quarantine

Same man, same. You want to spend some quality time with then today?

Nigga is that a scarf made of large Reese's cup wrappers?

lol i never bothered to look at that shit very closely...i was looking at other things.
you got time?

Sure do. Hours and hours

When do you have time?

soon i hope. you got any irl women with you in quarantine?

Nope, that would be nice though. You?

my cock hasn't touched anything but my own hand for months and i hate life rn lol

Dude I feel that. I miss real pussy so bad. At least we have the competitions to sort of ease the pain

fight her

if we get more competitors i'll make time

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I'll be honest I was gonna nap or something if this didnt start soon. But it is my day off, so should we try again later if you want more people?

>But it is my day off, so should we try again later if you want more people?
sure. i'll probably by on here most of the afternoon

you' ll probably lose, just look at that man jaw and those gigantic ape-like hands

Wow. Well I'd open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

All right. Hopefully more fans of patrycja show up!

If I knew she was coming and was someone I know well enough instead of a playboy model I never have and never will meet we're probably going to have some fun as she probably intended waiting like that.

Since I don't know her I'd be immediately intensely suspicious no matter what she says unless a straight up porn fairy just appeared in front of me with a poof and said she's a gift for all the loads blown over the years.

Why the fuck does every second playboy model I see have fake tits?
Is that a requirement?

call the cops