Hey b/ what's the cheapest way to get high?

Hey b/ what's the cheapest way to get high?
I love to smoke weed, but can't afford it right now.
No family, no friends, no money, I just want to be high and forget about everything. Help me out b/.

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best = meditation

cheapest shit = air duster

breath fast and then stand up

Spin in a circle. Fuck dude, even children know this.
Also prison wine.

I'll send u weed, where do u live?

Mix one gallon of bleach, one gallon of hydrochloric acid, and one gallon of ammonia together in a 5 gallon bucket, then add salt and pepper to taste, and serve.

Upgrade to dabs if you live in Cali you can get great tier live resin for 40/g. And even cheaper if you’re in Oregon or Washington. That shit will knock you on your ass and it’ll last longer just do a tiny dab every few hours and you’ll get rekt like you smoked 5 bowls at once. It’s more efficient stonerdom. My recommendation is using a nectar collector to smoke small amounts frequently. Better than wasting a lot dropping globs on a dab rig.

I'm spinning so much in circles that I'd fuck a triangle, dude. Not much fun drinking alone, so a no to booze.

I live in Germany, no need to send me something but thank you anyway, user.

choke yourself for a bit. just with your hands not with a belt or something where you will accidentally hang yourself, unless you want to die.

Great idea, sounds totally legit.

>Not much fun drinking alone

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Idk bout dabs in Europe but maybe from the Netherlands. That’s the way tho to save money and get fucking lit.

But the problem is, it cost way too much for me at the moment. I'm pretty broke cause of corona.

>Bro I'm so high on meditation

We don't want a clear mind and deeper self insight, we just wanna get fucked up. That's like saying 8 hours of sleep a night is a good high. But I am curious, benefits of meditation?

I had a buddy who got fucked up on cough syrup or morning Glory seeds here and there
Don't recommend
Don't end up like him

Checked
I get way to depressed and suicidal when I drink alone.

Then you should do it more often, faggot.
If this post ends in an odd number, I will go buy booze.

If you are clear minded and insightful t of yourself you won't feel the need to get high/fucked

Come back when you're 18 or older

Put morning glory seeds in blender. Drink Dramamine with it.

Mix a thing of nutmeg with a drink

Down cough syrup with dxm

Huff anything

Allegedly smoke banana peel shavings

Anal alcohol

deep breathing, you can get high asf for short periods of time, nothing cheaper then breathing

I'm 32, cunt

The question was about getting high, not achieving a clear mind but a clear mind is an altered state of conscience i guess. Sadly ive lost my ability to have a clear mind even whilst sober. I'm too far gone I feel. The brainfog I feel (not really drug related) is quite debilitating. Night shift for years, lots of all nighters with no sleep, concussions, substance use and depression over the years along with poor diet from lack of care for anything anymore. I don't get the concept of meditation though. Tried to get into it but couldn't.

Ever wonder what normal actually felt like?

Yo fuck morning Glory seeds. I chewed up 450 puked my guts out and ended up staring at myself bullying myself in the mirror in third person for atleast 4 hours. Nothing like acid. You become schizo as fuck. Almost felt like I was possessed

vier fünf flaschen wick medinight auf ex. mir egal ob du danach behindert bist oder stirbst. hauptsache du pfostierst hier nie wieder, du mißgeburt. fick dich und deine gesamte sippe.

All the time friend, I feel like normal was that feeling I had as a kid where everything had a sense of wonder and learning new things felt good, now I just forget new things, maybe normal was that feeling of optimism after high school for the future, where the fear and pessimism balanced out with the the optimism and hope. (Too much of either is bad) Who knows..

>banana peel shavings
Im gonna correct this, its a tually not the peel but the membrane on the inside and the process is far too complicated to be considered cheap or easy.
To make bananide: scrape the inside membrane (white shit on the inside of a banana peel) from bananas until you have around 1lb of it
Boil it in a 1:1 ratio until it becomes a thick paste
Spread out the paste on a peice of wax paper or something nonstick and let it solidify
When its done it should be black
Take this and grind it into a powder, add water and create another paste, spread out and let dry again
Best way to injest is through mixing the dried paste into loose tobacco and smoking it, but it typically results in a mild high or body high, so over all it isnt worth the time.

Exercise. Runners' high.

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I enjoyed across the universe with it which says a lot for morning glory. The Dramamine is for the nausea. The dxm has a lousy high too. You get what you pay for. Condensed air is safest huff. You can also make mushrooms cheaply. But some and make a farm with tinfoil under your sink.

Dumbass, youre supposed to boil the seeds and grind them down, reboil, and eat the paste, the seeds have a toxin in them hence you puking and which makes the high very aggressive.

Actually

When you do the deep breathing exercises, you get an oxygen high. I get tingly all over and feel weightless. The more I deep breath I think I get a runners high where waves of pleasure come after each exhale. Perhaps it's from contracting my abs so tightly and for so long.

I will literally meditate for an hour, them roll over and sigh from pleasure exhaustion.

But it isn't for everyone

Not op but lol too bad heat degrades both lsa and lsd by a shit ton. Only the seeds treated with chemicals can be boiled and rinsed off. Pretty sure most of the toxin is in the seed.

What did you feel from the morning glories or were all my experiences just schizo. The most unique feeling I've felt from any drug

Do dabs really last that long? I have the tolerance of a God and I just feel like 1 or 2g won't even last me half a day.

No shit, thats why morning glory pods are the worst form of acid, chemical lsd is much more stable when made right.

Eat some Hot sauce

Usually weed IS the cheapest way to get high. DXM is one way, not sure how cheap it is in germany but it's likely available over the counter. Read some wiki/erowid type of info before tripping though, and read up on some lucid dreaming techniques to go with it.

Get a boc of Coricidin cough and cold with whatever the typical dose of dxm is, wash off the sugar coating, swallow the whole batch, you'll robotrip for hours.
Protip: wash off the sugar coating or else you will puke.

Well morning Glory 'pods' don't contain acid at all actually dipshit. Different compounds but they're related. I've never done seeds or any high school edgelord drug like dxm seeds or salvia. Like I said. NOT OP

Stoners are fucking retarded

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Im not talking to you as op asshat, and i have done all of those, dxm is great especially if you throw on some aphex twins, salvia is too intense and short lives, and morning glories came off as pretty lame with some visuals but didnt last long.

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agreed... its the shit.