What's the best way to sabotage someone's car without them noticing?

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he'll notice that

Did you ever stop to think that maybe your gf is a bitch

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well if you want him to crash, and possibly die - then yeah loosen the wheel nuts

I can smell your stank from here

Sewing is easy to learn.

You would only need to unpick a small part.
Preferably underneath if you lack the skills.

Fish chum liquid into the vents that feed the cabin air. Simple and fast to do, but as soon as they turn on the heater fan the whole car interior is ruined.

That's because your girlfriend IS a bitch probably, and you're an insecure little bitchboi who knows it and is secretly mad that all you can get is a loud, obnoxious ghetto hoodrat bitch of a girlfriend. Did you fuck your bitch girlfriend lately? Did someone else fuck the bitch instead? Is your bitch girlfriend fat?
Little bitchboi.

sugar in gas doesn't actually work all that well

VM&P naptha (home Depot) in the gas tank works.

Fuck up the finish by putting a pinch of baking soda into his car wax and mixing it up. It may require heat and time but he won’t think of you and he’ll maybe not notice at all. It’s like polish so it won’t immediately damage a car, just much more quickly wears out the protective coat. Subtle but kind of serious. He’d go through one wax container a year with multiple cars so this will probably be used on 2 or 3. But could leave scratches that he thinks are his own fault for getting dirt on the towel, or he won’t notice at all and the paint would just fail sooner.

To force a major repair on a car just throw a little sand in the gas tank. He will fucking notice this right away but some new cars are designed to be resistant to this attack.

To fucking ruin one car by putting just a little detergent into the oil. This takes longer but will cause massive friction and heat. Takes a complete oil change before it goes away.

If you hang out with him you could just kill a lizard and put it in your pocket then shove it in an air vent. Fucking smell bad for weeks.

But if someone close doesn't respect your girl, maybe it’s because she doesn’t deserve it and he’s a real bro.

fucked her yesterday morning and ya that bitch cum

*He’d go through more than one wax can per year.

Toss a drive by bucket of paint thinner onto his shit

Sugar in the gas tank doesn't really do anything. The sugar does not dissolve in gas and so stays as a particulate. The sugar may clog up the fuel filter, but that is an easy fix. The sugar may mean less room for fuel in the gas tank, but removing and cleaning the gas tank is also a pretty easy fix.

If you let some of the air out of the tires, you will cause uneven wear of the tires - this works in older cars without automatic tire pressure sensors. If you let all the air out of two tires, the sucker cannot drive his car until he refills his tires.

Loosening the lug nuts will potentially wreck the wheels.

If you can get inside the car you can remove all the fuses or open the hood and put dirt in the carburetor or wreck the timing belt.

Gasoline in mostly light and medium naptha. VM&P is a heavy naptha. It looks and smells like gasoline but engines don't like it at all . about 1 pint per gallon

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So let your Strong, Independent and Empowered bitch of a gf fight her own battle you fucking cuck bitchboi.

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>he called my gf a bitch so I at least wanna completely ruin one of his cars
I'm 99% sure you're such an asshole that your girlfriend is probably a real bitch.

IF I were you I'd be more concerned about how much your bitch "gf" is talking to this other dude that he knows how she be already

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What a fucking bitch you AND your whore girlfriend are. I hope you both die.

Loose lug nuts makes a noise, so the driver will probably investigate.

I work in insurance, and once had to pay out for a domestic violence situation: Guy cheats on wife, wife pissed. Breaks window of the other lady during a rain storm. INteriour ruined.

Another report I took involving glass. SOmeone smeared some AMour-etch, a cream that makes glass cloudy on the windshield.

quora.com/Whats-the-best-way-to-destroy-a-car-engine

Put sugar inside the gas tank

Your gf is a bitch and you're a pussy

>what's the best way to sabotage someone's car without them noticing?
sugar in the fuel tank. You only need about half a pound ( quarter of a kilo) of sugar maybe less. Qhat happens is that the sugar congeals in the cylinder head and within a hundred miles will have worn out the piston rings.

Take out his summer air in the tires and put in the winter air instead.

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put sand inside the engine. There is no coming back from that unless you put in A LOT of work.
Don't listen to the Yas Forumstards insulting you and take revenge for that shit. you're a big boi.

Pour oil on the exhaust manifold or in the tailpipe. It will smoke and smell terrible.

If it had a removable antenna unscrew it and throw it away

I think that's going over board. Police would probably investigate/fingerprint.

Put water in the cylinders, cut the timing belt, put water in the gas tank or diesel. Have fun op.

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I hate passive aggressive pussys like you. Just fight him like a man you are acting like a pissed of women. But if you must cut his break lines that will take care of the problem. I still think you should just man up and punch him in the face stop being a faggot.

If you put diesel in the gas tank if it runs on gasoline, the engine will be wrecked.

RPG

Brake fluid. It's cheap and easy to conceal. Pour it on the car and just walk away. Let it sit for a bit. Shouldnt take too long. Paint will never be the same again.

Train birds to shit on it.