It's time to settle this once and for all

It's time to settle this once and for all

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NANO MACHINES SON

Good looks implies healthy genes with little to no defects and suitable breeding partners for the primitive part of the female brain. Same with big milkers and hips for men.

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>tfw 6'1 with a cute face
>always skinny and I wanted to get buff
>get buff but hairline starts receding

In all honesty, I would like to have a full head of beautiful hair than muscles because ever since I buzzed my hair, all my compliments were from men on my muscles whereas before I got compliments from girls for being cute. Now I am just a lunkhead who is losing hair but scared to try propecia.

Why would you out that much effort into your body only to go for a haircut and pair of glasses that make you look like such a fucking dork?

If the guy on the right shaved his head and lost the glasses he'd be an absolute beast

PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU KNOW

This. A good-looking face translates to guaranteed pretty children. A good body means nothing, at best it's a testament to willpower, but that drive might just as easily stem from incel desperation.

i think both look good and have style.
the nerdy buff guy doesn't need to change, he has a look and pulls it off. I imagine him with super neat shirts tucked in pants and a belt.
skinny chad also is cool and doesn't need to work out, why would he.

Here's the before pic

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If he was mostly nanomachines why did he still wear glasses

We're making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg.

As a woman I pick left.

I like you, Yas Forums, so im giving you another shot.

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should've just kept it light on the exercise man. just do calisthenics, rock climbing, shit like that.

guy on the right's hairline isn't bad desu. if he grew it out, got a nice stubble and at the very least not wear virgin glasses he would look based

Remember all the armstrong posting

Back in 2013?

Right's problem is entirely style. If he grew his hair out a bit, grew a beard and got contacts, he'd be fine.

So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what?

"Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? Fuck them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a damn about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment?

Watching movies is a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a movie is an art form - by watching through, say, a superhero movie, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, fucking some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.

Right has a fantastic body but still gets blown out by some guy who’s never worked out in his life. Genetics, son.

Yeah. Good times.

DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

My hairloss is genetic, has nothing to do with exercise since I am natural and I do a lot of cardio too. There was this sweet spot when I was 25, I was decently muscular and I had a full head of hair.

The one on the left is relentlessly handsome

>be ugly my whole life
>get two grade 4 cancers at 30 from li fraumeni
Is it fair in the next life?

if you dont sitll get compliments with a buzz, you arent that cute sorry

>Janny vs frogposter with a dynamic IP

sux. how's your beard? if you had a bit of a stubble it would help a lot. also heavy a healthy complexion goes a long way, but you probably already do if you exercise a lot. have you got a widow's peak? honestly Jude Law still looks good with a badly receding hairline

The guy on the right looks like hes dependable, handy and intelligent while being humble and responsible with money due to working for his life.
Guy on the left looks like a privlideged shit who was handed everything in life by mummy and daddy and never had to work for anything. Went to school probably taking something stupid like political science or archelogy and thinks hes some kinda big shot. Likely does drugs and has an eating disorder because he has no purpose in life beyond consuming trends. Ultimately values money and material goods over real human interactions and is likely utterly soulless or suffers because he has no idea what life is about.

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STANDING HERE

someone swap out their faces

Lol,that's true, I say that all the time. I just thought that since I look good in beanies and caps (a lot of people said that) I would look good bald. What a fool.

My beard is excellent, during the quarantine at week 3 no shaving I had a full beard, I just dislike the styling and the upkeep. I have a widows peak forming, not a full one.

>dependable, handy and intelligent while being humble and responsible with money due to working for his life
Only other men value those traits. Women doesn't care about them.

Skinny Chad vs Gymcel

>I have a widows peak forming, not a full one

why you buzzcutting then? just wear the receding hairline man, most people don't think they look as bad as men who have them think they do. all the just memes on Yas Forums are just fun but also bullshit

Left is handsome, good bone structure, good hair genetics. Just because he isn't swole doesn't mean he doesn't take care of himself, he's got a trim physique and by his hair and skin he's healthy

Right has a pretty impressive physique but his face looks like a bloated Ben Shapiro

>women don't care about money and stability
how old are you?

the dude on the left is a nasty hobo

I buzzed it because it was my opportunity to see how I look buzzed. Now it's growing and I am seriously debating using fin.

skinny chad is ten times more handsome, 'gymcel' is just incel trash looks but abnormally contrasted by muscle. doesn't make you look better, just makes you look like a desperate freak

27.
No, I don't care about what post-wall single moms think.

Without a doubt women would find left more attractive
There's a reason Timothee Chalamet is so popular

You sound bitter

Left can fix his body, right can't fix his face.

>women don't like money
again, looks like you don't really get it

i met the guy on the left, he is a fag lol

There's nothing to settle. Left is more attractive. I'd rather have a beer with right though.

women literally don't care about money, only incels will tell you this is true. it's normally the other way around, with abusive men

because he has no sense of style hence going full gymcel
there's nothing wrong with lifting but gymcels see it as a last resort without realising they can instantly go up a point with a haircut and a nice outfit

Oh I do. But I'd rather women like me and not my bank account.

This is huge cope. They definitely care about money, and everything else as well.

>women literally don't care about money

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who the fuck is going to like you?

And I still would fuck him.

yikes, found the virgin

women would fuck both these guys you retards, it's not like it's one or the other. This is like posting a pic of Elle Fanning next to a pic of Jessica Biel implying we'd all only fuck one of them

Why are incels so gay?

Correction: they care about looks and money separately, because it's difficult to find both in the same person. Hence why they fuck pool boys.

by juxtaposing them, the question isnt "would you?" its "which one would you?"

He probably means that you don't have to have money to get laid, women cheat on their rich husbands with random chads

they fuck hot men and steal from poor incels, as it should be

Let's settle this

Fit with good face > skinny with good face > fit with ugly face > skinny with ugly face >>>>> fat with any face

your mum surely will

fit with good face >>> skinny with good face >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fit with ugly face > fat with ugly face > skinny with ugly face

Nah. Skinny with ugly face > Fat with ugly face

but what's the point if you'd still fuck them both? It just reeks of incelly r9k selfpity circlejerk shit

They spend all day thinking about what kind of men they would want to fuck if they were women. This is also why many of them end up becoming trannies.

Girls with a college education will prefer left. Redneck country girls will think left is a faggot and go for right.

honestly i find that skinniness expresses the ugly parts of the face more, but fat people can never have a good-looking face, that's out of the picture

>li fraumeni
Damn son. My condolences.

Wrong, both will go for left. He looks better, all women prefer the better-looking guy, and you as a virgin don't know any better

my mum's dead. I take it your mum's still ripe no? Give me her location and I'll pay her a visit

Hell no. Being fat hides prominent facial features that make you attractive. You can't have a good jaw/chin or high cheekbones with an overweight BMI.

>t.fucks guys

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Being fat can make you look somewhat younger in certain situations. Outside of that I see no immediate benefits. That being said, someone who is proper anorexic looks worse than someone who is slightly obese.

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head is too small for that body