Ylyl thread

ylyl thread

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i dont understand :(

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my discord is Kane [USSR]#5312 and my email is [email protected] please send me a gift code of any kind im broke and sad help me Yas Forums

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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my fucking sides

It's not funny, Johnny.

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best fucking YLYL threat in years

HOLY SHIT I FINALLY READ THIS AND I AM GLAD I DID. I JUST PISSED MY PANTS LAUGHING SO HARD

Pearl Jam also mumbles a lot. The humor is in the subtle, mostly harmless hypocracy.

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>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

The left can't meme

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

> weaboo fatty
> right winger

pick one

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Wat

Top kek

Genius

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Because they're such spectacular specimens when they aren't fat as fuck. oh wait

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yea cuz its not rap and there actual music in it, not some shitty low cost beat.

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Pearl jam sucks dick

t. reddit white cuck

When I listen to rap music I imagine a nigger in my head approving my choice of rap, otherwise it means nothing to me, it's not someone I know, it's just some autonomous nigga in the sky who nods approvingly when the guy isn't a pussy and talks about fucking my wife like God intended, could twitter be at fault?

>I imagine a nigger impregnating my mom
cuck

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You should put that over a beat, it might sell to a few wiggers, you can even put a picture of someone else's penis on it too so black incels get something out of it, save themselves a google search or two.