ylyl thread
Ylyl thread
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>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
my fucking sides
It's not funny, Johnny.
best fucking YLYL threat in years
HOLY SHIT I FINALLY READ THIS AND I AM GLAD I DID. I JUST PISSED MY PANTS LAUGHING SO HARD
Pearl Jam also mumbles a lot. The humor is in the subtle, mostly harmless hypocracy.
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>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
The left can't meme
HAHAHAHAHAHA
> weaboo fatty
> right winger
pick one
Wat
Top kek
Genius
Because they're such spectacular specimens when they aren't fat as fuck. oh wait
yea cuz its not rap and there actual music in it, not some shitty low cost beat.
Pearl jam sucks dick
t. reddit white cuck
When I listen to rap music I imagine a nigger in my head approving my choice of rap, otherwise it means nothing to me, it's not someone I know, it's just some autonomous nigga in the sky who nods approvingly when the guy isn't a pussy and talks about fucking my wife like God intended, could twitter be at fault?
>I imagine a nigger impregnating my mom
cuck
You should put that over a beat, it might sell to a few wiggers, you can even put a picture of someone else's penis on it too so black incels get something out of it, save themselves a google search or two.