How do I fuck my roommate. I'm horny and corona is seriously limiting my chances of getting girls the usual way

Are u dumb

Sure. Its not like everyone is stuck inside and has the minimum ammount of socialization.

How do I ask? I can't just go up to her like "what up? Wanna have sex"?

bros if a bitch wants dick she'll get it

I literally had an nhs nurse begging me to fuck her in the back of her car during lockdown, bitch worked on a cardiac ward too dealing with people who'd just come out of heart surgery so high risk

women do not care, if they want dick they'll get it

Depends, how fat how are you?
What is the average length of your neck stubble?
How bald are you?
What shape are your glasses?
How weak is your chin?

Why not? Say it with confidence, you pussy

more like
rape
alcohol
more rape

factually inaccurate statement.

As a women, asking for sex is risking street cred, no prince charming wants a bitch begging randos for boner.

Ask her, be open about it, not needy or desperate, but suggest it perhaps after complementing her physique the day before.

Jesus christ your a mong arent you.

>this one time i met a horny chick that was into me, so all chicks are like that

Fucking hell m8, i had wemen complain to me they didn't get dick. 1. their standards were too high, 2. my standards were too high to fuck em

Shit happens bro, its not a black and white world.

rape

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS YOU SIMPERING LITTLE BITCH!

don't forget lube

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Maybe 2kg too much, but not fat in any way.
Don't measure it, but I shave every 3 days.
Not bald at all, but I have like six grey hairs which is concerning since I'm 19.
Round-ish
6.5/10 if I have to be objective

Just get her drunk/high, pin her down, and rape her as much as you like

you know the rules cunt, tits or gtfo

also, not factually incorrect. women are just as thirsty as men they just hide it better most of the time and they have less of a need to show it because generally they have more opportunities surrounding them than men do, but everyone knows this and the only street cred women have is in their heads, everyone else knows they're all whores because the culture permits it. the only reason people maintain this illusion of what you call street cred and don't talk about this openly and publicly is because the general consensus when it comes to gaining validation from women is that you need to serve their needs and interests which means, to a woman, not pointing out flaws or bad behaviours, unless you're actually making them out to be something good or beneficial like the whole fat acceptance movement does

women beg ALL the time, not to every dude, obviously, but to the dudes they want the most. some actually beg verbally, some beg through behaviour. but all women do it. and no women have street credit. dumbass thot

if OPs roomy wanted to fuck him she would've by now. she would be making it absolutely obvious she was down for that potentially. if she's not, she's not interested

women complain about not getting things they're actually getting all the time, why? because it makes men pursue them more as in "oh you're not getting this or that from another guy? well here I am I can give you what you need" - its just a call for men to put effort into them by trying to fulfill their needs so they have larger pool of orbiters

every woman, even unattractive women, can get dick wherever and whenever they want. if she tells you she's not getting any, she's lying to you

Jesus christ you really must have only hung out with terrible peopl. Not even women at this point. Just horrible people. I would suggest you to actually expand your social circle a bit and maybe go out into the real world. And with that i mean, that if all the wemen you met so far were from bars, maybe try to pick one up that you didn't meet in a bar.

>all the people you know are horrible
>I can say this because I'm not like all those other people

I see your game bitch, so basic and obvious

Excuse me dear but you breaching the rules. Tits with time stamp or gtfo.

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shit 810hrs that's a long walk just to get some

No, im saying that you get your whole samplesize of garbage people from the same place. Thats my game. I had chicks i picked up at bars, i had chicks i picked up in parks, i even picked up a chick at fucking knitting lessons nigger. And guess what, depending on where you go, you get a different quality of people. Bars/clubs/raves/concerts, are great for a quick bang, but its literally a trail mix of garbage that you are picking out blindly.

>being this naive
there is no difference in quality, the only difference is in how people present themselves. fundamentally they are all almost identical and operate in the same ways, some just hide it better than others. doesn't matter whether she's a working class single mother you met in the queue at asda / walmart, or a well esteemed career woman who takes herself and her actions very seriously at a night course. both are exactly the same in behaviour and nature, one will just hide it very well while the other will not

dumb women are open about their nature whether that be verbally or through their actions, intelligent women are very subtle and secretive, and know how to blend in and play the game

so all you're telling me is that you're being completely led by women and can't see past their external appearances, figuratively speaking

I just want to know how to fuck her without raping her. Stop arguing

Just ask her, don't be a giant pussy

Actually interact with her, cook together, play games, watch something, get to know each other semi-well and be comfortable around each other.
Compliment her every now and then, work out in a way she notices but doesn't come off as showing off, and then go from there. Ultimately you'll have to ask.

How do I ask her?

She is right.

Oh bullshit and you know it. Yes, the presentation is different. But at the same time you will not see as many unstable nutjobs at a knitting class as you would at a punk concert. Yes there will always be some overlap, but goddamnit you are ruining your odds of getting a somewhat mentaly stable chick if all you do is try to find them at the trashiest place possible. And considering that the long term relationships i have been in have all been pretty successfull and terminated by me for selfish reasons, i would say i have a pretty good eye for nutjobs, since those were just fuckbuddies and never got anywhere with me. You literally have to be a moron to not see which women are nuts and which ones arent.

OP, she doesn't want to fuck you. if she did you would know already

I've had two female roomies. both made it obvious they wanted to fuck in various ways. such is female nature. if a woman sees something she wants she will try and take it. so if your roomy isn't trying to fuck you she does not want to fuck you

complements go a long way with women...

this.
if she says no, you won't die, so whats teh worst that could happen?