Whys this alien looking motherfucker trying to tell me how to live my life lol

and looks fuicking weird so who cares if hes smart

>highly advanced civilization with the capacity to travel to Earth from who knows how many hundreds of thousands of light years away
Yeah, I'd listen if I was you, I think you might learn something lol

EVERYONE that gets a Ted Talk gets laid. It's in the contract.

based trips of truth BTFOing alien lookin fag lol

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He's literally like one of those movie characters who is a smart freak.

you now rememver adalia rose

Kek reminds me of this youtu.be/hTAGpDZsmEc

Thats actually pretty cool lol ive always wondered why deformed/less fortunate ppl like this berns guy or people with fucked up xavier renegade nagel legs didnt just become actors or someshit

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i remember youtube recommending this ugly fuck to me back in the day

Shit I thought this was an ironic shop. I'll never whine about anything from now on

Doesn't look too happy to me HAHA go have sex you fucking incel AYY LMAO.

Master did a TED Talk? Did Blaster join him onstage?

>noob
lol

yea hes a youtube noob wat of it

I saw one of these freaky alien mother fuckers in a waffle house one time, was wearing pink sunglasses and a cute little hat. I was freaked out by it and thought it was an alien. I was a dumb kid so I'm like pointing at it and i'm saying like, "Mom mom is that, is that an alien, look it's an alien mutant" and she's like shhh keep it down, dont point.

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LMAO AHAHHAHAHA SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE BASED & REDPILLED AS A KID. MAGA.

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thats mean :( i hope u stopped being an asshole as u matured

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......you sound...........problematic.........I hope you leave the thread and reflect on what I just said.

I see you. Why are you so obsessed with Trump Supporters

t. alien mutant

It was really small, I think it was a girl, but it was bald headed and looked like an alien. I couldn't even eat my waffles I just kept staring at it.

What's your problem nigger?

>or people with fucked up xavier renegade nagel legs
This is the best sentence I've read on Yas Forums in a long ass time.
Thanks, cunt.

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kek. it's dick must've been nothing but foreskin though

That’s the alien from mac and me

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>incels on Yas Forums: NOOOOOO, WHY DOES EVERYONE JUDGE FOR ON MY APPEARANCE, IT'S NOT FAIR
>also incels on Yas Forums: OH MY GOD, WHAT AN UGLY DISGUSTING FREAK, AYY LMAO

Vanity's fucking with you, OP. They mean normies because you're completely beneath even that outlandish creature's notice or interest.

Yeah wtf I am so mad somebody posted something slightly offensive on Yas Forums. Where the fuck are the moderators? What do our Yas Forums passes pay for anyway? Anyway bro, upvoted your post a million times.

ProJared shaved his head?

"why is op such a whiny little bitch?" would make for a more interesting subject

Whom are you quoting?

Every underdog needs another dog below him in order to continue feeling canine, breh. Yas Forumscels more than most.

>all of a suddent the totally organic antibullying crew shows up
At least try to not make it so obvious.

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incels on Yas Forums, can't you read?

Every Yas Forums poster is a 6'4 blue-eyed chad with a 12'' dick, what the fuck you talking about bitch.

>At least try to not make it so obvious.

You might think about taking your own advice, chief. The idea of you poor slobs as bullies raised a dry smile though.

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Oh shit time for COVID-20

>NOOOOOO, WHY DOES EVERYONE JUDGE FOR ON MY APPEARANCE, IT'S NOT FAIR
who the fuck say that?

Some normies find it inspirational to hear someone who's had extreme bad luck in life do motivational speaking, other normies, incels and/or autists like to mercilessly mock these people if they look weird.

bitch they look weird what you trying to say

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>Some normies find it inspirational to hear someone who's had extreme bad luck in life do motivational speaking
normies are assholes that seek proof of deformed people being happy in order to continue pretending everybody has an equal chance at everyrhing in life

So I watched it and if I do any critical analysis on it it results in me being actually being more depressed than I was before watching it. The central message of the talk is that he looks to the things in life that he is able to do (so he sets reasonable goals for himself) which he subsequently achieves to do, leading to gratification for him in spite of his disease. In this sense he doesnt let the disease rule his life but he basically cuts it out of his life by deliberately making plans. However, to me, being without any unique disease like him, actually being fully fit, it only shows that there is no excuse but to apply myself as even this guy is able to apparently attain happiness. How do I attain happiness? Apparently by cutting out my own nuisances and grudges. This is the purest form of capitalist subversion,as it deliberately tries to let me ignore the reasons of my suffering so I will not challenge this status, let alone end the oppression. I think this is some shitty advise

blah blah your a faggot got jack off

This is based TedTalk
There's only one TedTalk I saw where I thought to myself "holy shit this is awful" and it was some ex-pornstar or something saying about how cheating on her husband makes her happier or something.

Thats a pretty lighthearted take on it personally i'd wager internally most go "gee I'm sure glad that wasnt my lot in life, shame on me for feeling bad about having a bad hair day, now lets go eat a burger"

>how do I attain happiness
Go watch Sopranos.

>be an alien
>still live a more happy and fulfilled life than a Yas Forums incel

So what’s your excuse again?

>INCEL INCEL INCEL

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If your choice is being miserable and ‘woke’ or being happy and ignorant why would you choose the former? You sound like these obnoxious feminists “I’m so angry and miserable because that’s how the world is!”. Of course the based answer is to know reality and be happy anyway.

Pic related, the superior Ted Talk

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>t. Incel

I actually do agree with your end conclusion. The true resonating message for at least me would be to accept your limitations and conditions of reality and trying to challenge them, while being content in the idea that it might not work out. Get rich or die tryin' in a sense. This would feel, at least to me, immensely more gratifying at the end of the day than this one-dimensional 'dude suffering is real but let us just pretend it is not there lmao'. Self-actualization is the truest form of ascension

>writes a fucking paragraph every time
Fucking kill yourself already freak.

all you ugly niggas lol

ALL THESE FREAKAZOIDS NEEDA BE EUTHANIZED know what I'm sayin. BUg headed mutant alium waddle heads needa be put the fuck down so I can eat my waffles in peace

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You gotta realise that these people have mastered the art of cope because they rolled completely wrong at the roulette of life and it's either this or suicide. And yeah normies like to be told that they have to be happy because poor fuckers like him exist, which is imo complete bullshit. I mean it's ok to put some perspective on your issues but everything is proportional to your own life, it's not that you can't feel bad about your problems just because somewhere in the world some fucking guy was born looking like that.

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>NO NO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY BASED MUTANTINO, NOT MY INSPIRING WOBBLY BUBBLY MONSTERINO YOU'RE DOING ME A FRIGHTEN

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normally i just blow these people off but this dud eis all fcuked up and mangled and its hard to because all of my faggot family members are gonna beat the shit out of me for not humbling myself in front of the lord of misery here but i do it anywasy lol if you greased this dude up i bet hed go real fast down a slip n slide

>OH NO I'M A GIGA FAGGOT AND I'M DEFENDING MUTANT ALYUMS

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Based Yas Forums dabbing on normieTalk

just like normalfags who say deformed people are "so beautiful :)" and then call you a freak if you're short or ugly.

>yeah, I have 5g, how did you know?

fuckin mutant alien little freaks

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Freaky little goblin.

t. freaky alien motherfucker

These fuckers didn't exist until a few years ago. Whose to say they really aren't real aliens?

Alien hands wrote this post

Why didn't you just say "looks like me"

you're a passive agressive bitch

>waits two hours to reply
user he's gone

TED uses the TEDx label to conveniently flip-flop on what they approve or disapprove of. One major example was that pedo-enabling lady from a gew years ago. TED's reaction was:

1. Well, it's TEDx so it's not us lol
2. Oh and I guess people just aren't ready for a message like this

The message being to enable pedophiles and tolerate them like the LGBTWTFBBQ. When a TEDx gets popular they feature it.

TED = TOO EMASUCLASTED DICKLESS

i'd post my big dick here if image upload wasn't restricted to me for posting too much legalloli content

Autism

Why do women pretend ugly ass niggas like that is be cute when you know they are just saying that to make themselves feel better I mean shit u think that alien is cute sick his dick and record it imagine the face the gremlin would make as it butted i:bet his moans sound like mini me going "eeee" - end blogpost

Gee whiz I wonder why all commies are depressed...

Kids are brutally honest it's ok

Lmao u mad alien bro maybe if you could get some human coochie yo normie ass wouldn't have to seethe all day on Yas Forums baka I just pooped btw

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>Tfw all of Yas Forums except for you is an incel

Thay alien ass nigga looks anything but normal

Tldr: blah blah blah blah blah

And then he became a tranny.

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Short talk.
Just like his life.

Not having sex duh if you would suck my dick you could save a life

Who are you quoting?

When I saw the little aloen creature I spewed waffle batter all over my penis and balls

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That's an unsettling photoshop

There was a kid, pretty scrawny late bloomer type, who was the kid of one of the teachers and he acted like he owned the place because of that but he was pretty fucking stupid. He tried to play basketball despite being 5'4" or someshit and again tried to boss everyone around. One day I managed to talk him into squeezing into a locker on his own "just to see if it was possible" and the madman actually did it. So we locked him in there and left. He was in there for hours.

So coach had a team meeting and we all got in trouble but we basically said the dude is a cunt who deserved it. He eventually quit and starting keeping to himself as the bullying increased in severity. I know this will annoy someone like you, a "victim" of bullying, but sometimes those fuckers deserve it. Stop being a cunt/weird/faggot/whatever. Hide your powerlevel or have some manners.

She's so beautiful :)

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Which star wars is this from

Rise of the Virtue Signaling

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Would you fap to her?

Based and also redpilled.
The sectoid menace has to be eradicated.

So powerful.

Take the clownpill senpai.
The world is fucked and absurd, there is no point in emotionally ravaging yourself over this insanity we are living trough. Just sit back, laugh, and ride the ball.

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It is your choice to feel mental anguish over things you can't influence in any way f a m.
The global system of production and trade which is at the hear of most of the issues we face, is too entrenched to be brought down by a revolution or some other mass movement of normal people anymore. The only thing that can bring this house of cards down is some sort of cascading series of catastrophes that are out of the control of the international technocratic elites, and their increasingly sophisticated means of controlling and propagandizing the masses.

I may want a racial awakening for my own people, you presumably, want some sort of international realization of a class consciousness for all of the people being fucked over by the international financial elites, yet neither are likely to happen unless we face some global crisis that far, far exceeds this bat soup flu we are dealing with now.

There is no point in us individually being vexed and frustrated over the state of the world, when we have no ability to affect it anyways.

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Yas Forums
>YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR MAKING FUN OF A DISFIGURED PERSON HE NEVER ASKED FOR HIS CONDITION
also Yas Forums
>OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT A BROWN PERSON AHAHAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS SHIT FUCK OFF MUTT MUTT MUTT DO AMERICANS DO THIS HERE ARE SOME CHARTS AND STATISTICS

I hate you all. Not even baiting, all of you making fun of this progeria kid disgust me.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

why has this little goblin not committed suicide yet? hes so ugly.
I'm a solid 7 at LEAST and I want to KMS everyday.

tldr too much thought in a ayylmao thread.

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Speaking of Ayylmaos, this is unironically kino.

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>You gotta realise that these people have mastered the art of cope because they rolled completely wrong at the roulette of life and it's either this or suicide

you mean him and not us right?

I knorite we should gather them all up and toss them in a mulcher for the flowers

>I'm a solid 7 at LEAST

A 5 then. Why aren't you going out among the normies and "passing" like an octoroon?

MUH DIK SO BIG

Fuck niggers and fuck aliens

when did they shrink ray the mummy

He isn't though.

you mean him and not us right?

I dunno, for some reason everything's gotta be personal for people like the dipshit OP.

ayylium make good mulch. ay yo stop simpin for the mutants

have sex

What's the difference between an alien child and pooskins they are both the result of genetic deformities

user he's dead
People with his condition don't live long at all

well if *you* say so jesus

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"You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?"/"user *killed* him?"/"No but he poked it with a stick."

If shes so cute then why dont they fuck her on camera

>I tell ya, you get a few of these pig men going around and suddenly I'm looking a lot better.
>At least he's no pig man!

Bring user back

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Progerians are a fragile race u mad deformio

It's spelled hey zues retard

Tfw pig men outsmarted chimpmen

if we accept these fucks, alien invasion will be a lot harder to defend

I would do it, provided i can wear a mask.

he was less retarded than you are