>be me >hooking up with my drunk friend at her apartment >on go down on her until she cums >she says "I have to be up early, can you finish fast if i blow you?" >I say "I'm pretty drunk, so it'll take a while." >She says "Well, you might have to finish your self off" >I can hear her sexy, single roommate who also happens to giant tits out in the kitchen >I ask "would you care if I go and ask your roommate Kira if she wants to play with me?" >drunk friend says "go for it" >I get out of bed and put my jeans back on >Kira is out in the kitchen making a snack >We make some small talk and I get her laughing >I tell her "kelly was tired. She sent me out with strict orders to give you a massage and tuck you in." >She laughs "oh did she now?" >I can tell that she's considering it. But after a a few seconds she says "maybe another night." and giggles >I laugh and ask "are you sure? You know I was a professional masseuse?" (a lie) >She says "yea, not tonight, but thanks" >I accept defeat and head back to the bedroom with kelly >kelly is passed out cold >I lube up with lotion from her nightstand, and proceed to fuck her thighs from behind until I nut
I was never willing to fuck kelly because she was super religions and not on birth control. She talked about having kids ALL THE TIME.
My question: How could I have closed the deal with the roommate Kira? What should I have done differently?
should have never told her you would take some time to cum its that simple
Asher Thomas
I could fuck Kelly any time. I wanted KIRA with the big tits I replay that scenario a lot. What should I have said to the hot roommate?
Adrian Thompson
Maybe by knowing that a male massage therapist is called a masseur, not a masseuse.
Aaron Brooks
She wasn't considering it, fuckhead. She was feeling awkward about what to say to the idiot who propositioned her after fucking around with her roommate.
You had zero chance.
Henry Miller
I usually get the roommate in the mood by not fabricating bullshit stories on Yas Forums.
Jeremiah Clark
try again another night perhaps?
Mason Sanders
a male who does massage is typically called a faggot.
Joshua Butler
Op here, She was definitely considering it. You should have seen the look she gave me. She looked deep into my eyes for about 5 seconds and bit her lip a little before she answered. All I needed was a good line. Ive fucked 100+ women in my life. I rarely let one go. I remember every single time I got that close and I agonize over it.
Gavin Walker
If she wanted it, she would've went for it. The reason she didn't is because you're with someone and didn't wanna feel like a potential homewrecker of sorts, just a hunch. Some opportunities aren't worth taking and she didn't think it was worth the risk.
Jordan Nelson
Dont think you couldve closed the deal. Guessing she was on her period and didnt feel ladylike. Shes prob into you but you prob didnt go back a week later.
Ethan Roberts
This
Juan Barnes
You are beta homosex.
Kevin Price
Pics of these tits.
Elijah Miller
Kek Thank you user. You got me
Tyler Russell
From the answers here, I sense that you guys have no fucking game. If you get a bitch laughing and looking deep into your eyes, you can close that deal.
Op should have said "Can we go somewhere quiet and talk for a minute? Kelly is great and I really like her, but I don't think we're going to last long term. My band just got signed to a major record deal and we're about to do a world tour, but I haven't told her. I think we're going to have to break up. I was going to take her to Italy for a week with us, but I think it would lead her on. Everyone in the band is bringing a date to celebrate. I know you and I don't know each other that well, and it would be scandalous if it ever got out, but would you want to come with me as my date? I have a huge crush on you. So, will you come?"
Print that bitch a fake ticket to Italy. Ask her out to celebrate. Fuck her all week bareback. Ghost her afterwards. That's how I do it.
Jaxon Campbell
How old are you kid?
Moreover, how selfish are you?
Ethan Young
Yo fuck all this dumb shit in this thread. WHO THE FUCK IS THE GIRL IN OP'S PICTURE?
Jeremiah Fisher
I wish I had them. I never got to fool around with the roomy. Kelly started dating someone serious and I had like 3 other girls at the time so I never got the chance again to see the roomy.
Juan Bailey
>stories >made up >blah blah
Thomas Howard
No Cleavage pics?
Nathaniel Russell
>100+ women
Leo Perry
at that moment? nothing. kira probably knew kelly was drunk, and didn't trust the situation. if kelly would get pissed off about you having fucked her roommate once she sobbered up, she might break up with you, but kira would still need to live with her.
So even tho kira was dtf, she'd not risk that situation from escalating and rather gets green light from kelly once she's sobered up.
Landon Torres
It's Kira. The roomy. She was fucking AMAZING in person. She was single. Dudes would buy her drinks everywhere she went and she got a ton of numbers, but she was a nurse and had a good job. She wasn't going to fall for barista hipsters hitting on her in the bar when she had doctors at work who were begging for a date.
>Be me senior year of high school >get invited to stay for free in a beach house with a group of friends which included my ex Jennifer who was still in love with me >Jennifer spends all weekend dropping hints that she was still in love with me bla bla bla >Asks me to sleep in her bed >I ignore her and spend all weekend secretly hitting on her best friend Michelle. >Michelle and I hold hands under the covers >Michelle and I make out in the hallway when Jennifer isn't looking >One night Michelle and I sneak off into a bedroom and hook up >it has been days in the works and it gets hot and heavy quick >She's naked on top of me going to town on my dick > we're trying to be quiet because Jennifer is asleep downstairs >suddenly someone kicks open the locked door >They flick the lights on >It's Jennifer looking furious "YOU FUCKING BITCH" >I laugh awkwardly and michelle rolls off me >We get dressed and she goes downstairs to console Jennifer who is screaming like a lunatic >They were best friend for 10 years and I broke them up in one night for some so so sex >Michelle had a hairy pussy and left me with a rash from grinding on me so hard >I heard they got in a first fight a week later
Austin Myers
No one gives a shit about your fantasies dude.
Angel Young
Do people not get laid any more? Do you really not believe that people have sex?
Jonathan Rodriguez
People do have sex. You don't though.
Jace Sullivan
yeah this op, you are a retard >All I needed was a good line. Ive fucked 100+ women in my life confirmed
Parker Cox
This
If you want people to care, be good at making stories. Have a good level of fantasy while being realistic
Joseph Davis
Yeah, I usually don't get going on mediocre hoes, but this one really works for me. Any more?
