Nastiest shit you've done sexually?

>Nastiest shit you've done sexually?
Jerked off to Yas Forums.

While I was house sitting for a friend and taking care of his dog I got my wife to blow his dog while I fucked her.

goals honestly

Do you guys know any ways to make piss taste better

I had a gf who loved smegma. no joke she was obsessed with it. she wouldnt let me clean my dick for days and looked forward to licking it off my unwashed cock. she was a freak

I got my wife to do this and it tasted horrible but then again I don't like hot drinks. lol. Still did it twice though.

I fucked my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Gross slut indeed. She’s begging for anal and DP with some toys I made her pick out these days.

I A2M'ed sisters a few years ago.

Mother/Daughter is still on my list.

I'll get there eventually...

i've pineapples, fruit in general will make it sweeter. also just staying hydrated because it'll dilute it.

nasty, but honestly turned on by it.

very hot. she sounds like a catch.

Honestly thinking about trying anal or pegging

call me gay i dont care

lol i did a2m with my gf and her friend. her friend couldn't wait to suck my gf's ass juice off my cock.

Everything I've done sexually
Fucked with a fat lard butter face bitch dyke who had hairy nipples and a hairy stomach
Pissed in a trannies mouth and it drank it
Fucked trannies
Paid to fuck a fat black hooker twice, two different ones
And fucked some fucking faggot
The trannies, piss, and lard butter face take the cake

Married me a youmg Indonesian ex hooker who worked in Taiwan. Best mut I ever had but at times I like to give it to her in the arse. She has a bad case of piles so riding her bottom is like rodeo, mates

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I bet! Me and gf do wet sex too. Never tried a funnel but thought about it. Definitely gone get one now haha

pegging can be cash honestly.

Have my girl jerk me off and tell me to cum for mommy’s cunt. Sometimes she’ll throw in a british accent.

She is. I had a freaky slut in high school that ruined my expectations for the bedroom by being my first. Every chick since has been average or terrible, 15 years later and now she comes along.

try a funnel and plugging it in her while you fuck her pussy. shit's awesome.

i'm into it

had a nerdy goth chick in college that liked piss and anal and now every girl is compared to her. i feel you.

What a sick freak

Don’t judge me, bro

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Had vaginal sex with my gf.

I continue to have very explicit dirty talk about cheese pizza role play with my current partner while we play 'lost life' together.

Cutting, bondage, impact play, pleasure denial, face fucking, anal plugging, all the toys.Shes always the subservient bottom. SHITS SO FUCKING CASH.

does your partner look the cheese pizza part? hot either way.

Done bondage with a few girls, pissed in a couple of girls' mouths and they swallowed, and done ass to mouth with a few. One of the girls I did ATM with my dick had bits of shit on it too

Close enough for fantasy.... im 42, shes *just* turned 30. Looks mid twenties and likes to act /dress the part in the bedroom.

Made love to my wife in the missionary position

A woman I was with put a stick of butter in her ass and we used that as anal lube. It was our longest ass fucking session by far.