Modern Horror Fucking SUCKS

Modern Horror Fucking SUCKS

Watching The Turning and The Dreamcatcher with my gf makes me realize how fucking SHIT horror has gotten.

There's always some sunken-eyed cardboard woman in a creepy house with a creepy kid(s) who draw creepy pictures or have scary toys. Nothing of substance happens for the first fucking HOUR. If you take away the cheap horror soundscape all you have for the first half of the film is the woman dropping a plate, hearing a dog bark outside, talking to the stupid kid, and maybe slipping in the shower.

Sure maybe a fishing hook will get caught in her hand and you'll get a jumpscare, maybe the kid will even start sleepwalking and do weird shit, but the only "real" scares come in these retarded dream sequences. And they're not even real so fuck it.

Imagine how cheap these films are to make. That's why it's so lucrative. All you need to do is rent a creepy soundstage and hire a b-list actress and a couple kids. Add in a bunch of jumpscares and a creepy sound track and BOOM. 30 million dollar profit on an 8 million dollar budget, if that.

Thanks for listening to me bitch.

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Horror has sucked for well over a decade. Movies, TV, and books. There's some pretty good podcasts ns such, but those are already getting few and far between.

The turning was at most 5/10 but it was fun to watch
Dreamkatcher was shit
I watched the lodge yesterday, in a sense it's just home alone for adults
6/10

The 80's were the golden age of horror

Pushing mid 40s seen many horror movies. But last decade and half most sucks. The Descent was one of the last really good horror movies ive seen.

I cannot get over the fucking doublle-dream-sequence-wakeup that BOTH those movies did. That's got to be the fastest way to diffuse tension. Like "Fuck it, anything you see on screen could be fake. BOO!" Cheap crap.

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80’s horror is overrated trash. It isn’t creepy.

"IT'S NOT A GHOST. IT'S A SPIRIT FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE. WE NEED TO GET THE AMULET NOW OR LITTLE JIMMY WILL BE POSSESSED FOREVER."

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80s horror is fun.

Ik I didn't like it either but it is what it is
I hate that she's in every "scary" movie these days

Whats bad is i have never heard of these 2.

Nothing is weaker than a dream sequence fakeout.

This reminds me of the Ring. Where the little girl crawls out if the tv. Slap that bitch one time and end it.

I don't blame you
I just watch movies for fun and hope to find a diamond

I've never been big on horror movies so I don't really know what to look for. What would you say makes a horror movie "good"? Also, what would you recommend?

Not horror but more of thriller but you should the endless
Pretty good not gonna lie

To be faiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr............

I'd watch that movie in the image

I saw Midsomar yesrterday, thought it was pretty good for modern horror films

"If you think you can do it better... Go do it"
~Scott Pilgrim (probably)

I've been wanting to see this. Heard mixed reviews from friends

For me it was meh and boring
Not scary/10

Its on Netflix, worth watching if you're looking for a horror film. I thought it was better than hereditary.

fun but not scary
i think the 90’s and 00’s were the best years for horror films, maybe the 70’s

House of Leaves

Why are you watching shitty horror? Your gf fucking sucks if anything.

ITT I was born in the le wrong generation fags. FOH

What's your favorite horror movie then?

King Kong 1933

From the latest I've seen, prob The Lighthouse

Hehe
Hmmm

The ritual on Netflix is pretty good. Watch in the middle of the night w/ headphones etc.. of course.

i like horror games better than movies but most of them are just cheap jumpscares

oh dear lord is that from an actuall horror movie

what if the tv gets turned off while shes climbing thru

insidious

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You have to play SOMA and Layers of Fear then

it was an alright movie but it wasnt scary at all... more like a thriller

im going to finish amnesia first.
what is layers of fear