no YLYL? here we go.
No YLYL? here we go
That went downhill fast
kek
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>op is still a cringy faggot
ahahahahaahah where did you get this? can u plz send me a copy so i can send it to my friend? [email protected]
oh my and this one too!!!!! xDDD plz keep going op tnis is a really funny thread
LOST
Wtf, so good, lost immensly
hey that's my fetish
Wtf xD
I always lose to this thing
>don't remember obama's name
to be honest I just call him the nigger
best YLYL thread evar
the last actual "job" i had was at some shitty call center taking sprint cell phone payments. sprint's corporate intelligence was pretty low and they had us watch this ridiculous video about how to not be racist at work. one scene was a white lady who got scared being in an elevator alone with a black guy, and SHE was supposed to be "wrong" by acting so scared. another was some white people in an office and some black person does something boisterous and one of them says "i hate it when THEY do that sort of thing". it was so stupid i couldn't believe it. this was in 2007.
you da man
>i hate it when THEY do that sort of thing
I fucking do. Niggers do some of the most obnoxious shit.
I'm sorry user, but fuck office jobs are and always will be shit. That's one of the reasons I'm wanting to be a mechanic. I figure wherever I work if I do my job right they won't care who I do or don't like.
Why do I always lose to retarded shit?