Give me the answer and another riddle faggots

why does the black cop have tits and a mustache?

His corporeal form melted and we were left with merely a vision through the rift left in reality by his passing of a small child in a parallel dimension.

Hillary helped him.

le ebin "it's 3 reTAAAAAAAAARD" prank

>2
The mother and daughter are both a mother and a daughter. So there's only 2 people.

This

learn from this faggot

what do you fill a bucket with to make it lighter?

Close, but wrong.
3 burgers, because:

Grandmother (Mother)
Mother (Mother/Daughter of Gdma)
Daughter (Daughter)

You have 2x mothers and 2x daughters, 3 burgers.

You didn't tell the riddle right. You're supposed to say "only 3 burgers were eaten, how is that possible?"

You wrote it wrong you mongoloid faggot.

Holes

This

Tyrone Shady escaped from his prison cell about 11 p.m. last night. The guards didn’t know how he could actually escape since the prison island is nothing but rock and he can’t swim.

The guards figured he would be back in the morning, however; this morning they realized he had actually escaped and without any help. As a matter of fact he was spotted on the mainland a mile away two hours later with a couple strings tied together.

How did Tyrone escape?

>You didn't tell the riddle right.
this means you've seen it before and you're trying to be a tough guy on the interwebz. you're a fake. go to hell and die.

I was going to say cum, but yeah

If he said 2 mothers 2 daughters 3 burgers eaten then that's true.

But the riddle he posted two mothers and two daughters implies 4 people, but infact is only 2 because its a Grandmother having lunch with her daughter.

It was this bitch and the cops are next

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Easiest riddle ever made

He raised himself up high enough to fix a noose to the ceiling and place his head in it, propelled by a jet of water from his ass which he had earlier inserted with an industrial grade enema fuck gun.

tl;dr Epstein didn't kill himself

Would be harder if you left out the puddle water shit from the text

jews

If I am a man and Jason's son is my son's father, what relationship am I to Jason?

I mean, that's literally the riddle, how is that user fake? Sounds like you have some trouble with comprehension. Seeing that this is a riddle thread, are you sure you're ok here? Do you need a helping hand?

he stood on icecube

>826404574
i am jason

If a third of six is three, what would half of twenty be?

jason's son

Jason my Dad

Twelve riders riding by
Thirteen peaches hanging high
Each took one as he passed there
And left eleven hanging there

How is this possible?

The cops did it

Ice block

>Jason

Each was a nigger and only took two leaving only eleven hanging because he was lazy

Something something Each was the name of the riders. Maybe eleven is the name of one of the other riders and Each was being a fucking nigger and put him in the tree.

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Each is a fag

Take ladder
Fix rope on ceiling
remove ledder
grab rope
pull yourself up
insert head in rope
let go

a fag

They took some low-hanging fruit, like your mom

He tied himself to the helicopter they used to search for him