Just moved in with my buddy dubs decides how i make his life hell

Rape him

Roll

Upper decker on toilet

Rolling

poop swastika

Be a nigga

Tell him you're guy and he's your type

Yeah fuck his corn squeezer

Pee on him to assert dominance

Winrar. Do it.

Just being there.

Lick his asshole after he takes a dump.

pull on his pubes with your teeth.

I dare you to shower naked

shit post about him on Yas Forums

lick his cum sock in front of him and record it

Shit in the shower, gratestomp it, refuse to fix it yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=yCTn12RpP7Q

Winrar

masturbate to his mom's picture while eating.

roll

> "Ah, a man of culture"
Fag

if he has a dog teach it to be a nazi

Climb into bed with him

If he jumps out, in shock, great, you will now make it awkward
If he kisses, you great, you will now have a fuck buddy

Get a parrot.

how about you get a job and live on your own,your clearly 16

Marry his mom and abuse him physically.

suck his dad off and save his cum for syrup.

Put hot sauce on a butt plug and shove it up his ass.

lick his grandmas pussy and record it and post it on Facebook.

harvest his cum while he sleeps and feed it to him in milk.

Why would you want to make the life of someone who is helping you pay the bills, possibly driving them to move out, hell?

Have sex with his dog and post it on facebook.

chop his dick off while he's in the shower.

Creampie his face while hes sleeping and lick it off then suck his cock.