Bruh if I end up in a wheel chair it’s all commands from there on out so I’m good man that might be the worst thing that ever happens to me if I end up in a wheel chair I’m code god then not code monkey I’ll build huge documents silently while displaying happy emojis all day and shit synth talking about stars and shit oh I’m so nice and then ending niggers lives online from my ms dos scripts with all images cuz u know how ya retards can’t read and shit only looking at the pictures I can’t take another insult I’m being for real
I’m gonna hurt u or someone u care about idgaf about the sirens nigger
>be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
I normally hate the "this is what real women look like" shit but the bottom row actually looks normal for once while the top row is full of spooky scary eating disorder skeletons.
Did these bitches do something bad or are you just an alcoholic? It isn't your right to endanger other people by acting like a retard in public.
Connor Walker
Cause they are still trying to sell those products. Companies only use landwhales when they are trying to make some kind of PC statement but have no intention of selling anything linked to it. All about the money.