Had Surgery on my dick a week ago...

Had Surgery on my dick a week ago. now I cant masturbate or fuck my gf wich is a bit of a nympho and i think she already cheated on me yesterday... i cant do shit to my dick for another two weeks. waht do? pic related

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?? what

you can't eat her out or use a vibe or dildo on her? there are a lot of other ways to satisfy a woman

77777 get

>gf wich is a bit of a nympho and i think she already cheated on me yesterday

Murder is the answer

holy fuck

mother fucker

Holy shit

we tried for a few days but she got bored and wanted dick plus i got blueballs from it

> waht do?

Beat tf out of your bitch of a gf. Then dump her cheating ass.

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>Beat tf out of your bitch of a gf
I guess this is your only option. kill the bitch and bury her deep in a occupied grave, dig down until you hit the coffin, don't open the coffin though, it's full of poisonous gas in a secluded cemetery, they'll never find her

Fuck whatever OP's talking about. This dude called funny five consecutive numbers

checked heavily

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I know right? that's what I'm talking about. good things are afoot Yas Forumsros

Dubs say his gf really cheated on him!

I would be forever grateful if OP could be a brother and mail me her decapitated head and crotch. I could make good use of those.

im not southern american

We've got a god in this thread

Geeeeeez

Just tell her to wait.
If she's addicted to dick to the point where she can't wait for you to get better, that means one thing : She's with you for your pp, not for your love.
If she cheats, leave her.
If she wants to fuck, tie her up and be creative

lol she's definitely cheating

Oh, really? What else are you then, a faggot?

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t. a faggot

Yeah, dont fuck her when you're healed up. You're more susceptible to infections now and that bitch is probably going to give you gonorrhea or some shit.

mfw the only interest in this thread is quints. Maybe next time look for a gf who isn’t a nympho

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Just cut it off. Put on a horse cock dildo and you're golden.

Dude..

thought about that... make here wait until i cant get bulletproof evidence and the expose her to her family

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What exactly is that surgery?