So I've had this mummified shit nugget stuck in my ass for a while. Its super uncomfortable and makes sitting a pain...

So I've had this mummified shit nugget stuck in my ass for a while. Its super uncomfortable and makes sitting a pain. Tried to get it out today. Pulled hard. It hurt like hell and my ass hairs had entangled it. Thought about scissors, but didn't do that for obvious reasons. Any thoughts on how to solve this? And no, im not gonna take a picture.

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take a picture

soak in your bath and rip it out faggot

Take a picture, please.

Even if I wanted to, my cheeks are too tight. Also, no

Theres a miracle substance called "water" that falls out of pipes in your wall.
Combined with another potion called "soap" you'll solve your problem

Like, I'll try to get it in the bath, okay sure, but this thing is entangled. All the ass hairs have covered it and they are all now clumped and tied together.

good >:^D
now just riiiiiip

Nair

sounds like it would show up on camera just fine
i think youre just funning us

Ok, i just tried to. You can't see much. Again, my cheeks aren't very elastic and the shit nugget I can only really feel - not see. The only picture I could attach here is a uninviting closeup and theres enough of that on this site already.

post it with a stamp or youre just larping

Here you go, fucker

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trouble?

Great, files wont submit

The classic files won't submit excuse. Show us the nugget, faggot

Why do I even care? Its 3am and im taking pics of my shit stained ass for strangers on the internet. You win Yas Forums. Im gonna do some actual research now. Thanks

):

Yep, OP did not deliver. As expected

Ok i got it. Enjoy

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Cool story faggot larper. Back to r*ddit you go.

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man you werent kidding about the hair

Oh lord I think I can see the nugget. I'm stroking user u got moar? Any titty pics?

Man mode rip that fucker out. I to it all the time.

* do

Bro so you've really just been walking around with poop on your butt this whole time? Shave the hair off and the nugley will come off with the hair

that doesnt really prove the ass is your ass, but ill take it

Shave the nug off and post results. I want a close up of its mummified remains to see if we wuz truly kangz

>burgers actually walk around with shit in their pants

Wuz we kangz or wuznt we yall

Slowly tugging. Heard a crack. Shit goes way deeper than I thought. Is manmode the way? The hair is a real issue here

user why the fuck did you leave shit stuck to your ass in the first place?

Did it again - harder. Heard another crack. Getting there