Who was your first big celeb crush, Yas Forums?

FAKE

wut.. is that real?

no shit retard

at least green text that shit for us

then post real you un poster

i wan to habeeb

Before Jenna I wasn't aware such levels of cuteness was possible

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>real
real, you say? reality, eh?

Walk into bar, beautiful woman is smiling at you, what do you do?

Tell her that truth is a concept, and therefore doesn't exist, that her entire perception of reality is merely an idea based on impressions of light and sound waves combined with a structural and taught nexus of neurons re-telling her a narrative that is utterly confined to her own expectations of what she believes is perception -and therefore, ultimately, existence.
All existence is a lie, she doesn't exist.
.. then I'll order a tall glass of milk and go sit in a corner.
*adjusts black bow tie*
Nothing personal.

Thank you, none of my friends seem to understand that lol.

The make-up scene was a little weird to me as a kid, I see the importance of it as an adult though. She's great in other movies too, Short Circuit is a good one.

More of her

Jessica Alba. I remember loading up my Sony PSP with lewd pics... Good times. Those pics also indirectly led to me losing my virginity

big agree

i have to say my first celeb crush was avril lavigne though. i've had a lot of wet dreams circa 2006 where i fisted her butt while i wore checkered fingerless gloves

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Christina during the Dirty era definitely in my top 5. Mila Jovovich was also on my list, along with random girls from random tv shows I cant even remember anymore.
Pretty sure I had a thing for Alex Mack, and kimmie from the Power rangers, the OG pink ranger.

Pic unrelated, just a girl I fuck occasionally

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Imagine being 'woke' but still drinking milk from cows. Fucking fakedeep pseudo intellectuals are the only ones who try to flex their mental 'superiority'. It comes from a place of insecurity.

I actually found both of them pretty hot

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How big is her pp? Smol benis?

the joke

..

your head

PSP era was right when cell phone cameras were taking off. I had a flip phone, and also used my PSP for the browser to look at porn.
I was also in a socom league, my girl used to blow me, or jack me off while I played. We tried fucking but it was too distracting to accomplish anything in game.
She used to love getting on mic and telling people she was sucking me off, or that she was naked, just so they'd know I was half distracted.

if i had the choice between angela, jenna, and avril, angela would regret sitting down for the next week

Fucking a retard is wrong.

My benis ...Your mouth

Same I would love to fuck her. I love when she dressed as a slutty nurse

You faggots, hoping everything has a cock you can suck...

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>be 11 or 12
>aunty is 18 or 19, shorter than me, petite, blonde, big ass, nice big tits
>discover love of big tits
>notice like a revelation from God himself that aunty has pretty big tits, start regularly fantasising about her while i milked myself dry
>one day, parents are going away for a week, have to stay at g-parents
>get to spend time with aunt, g-parents is chill because playstation and sega megadrive
>not enough rooms in the house so i share bed with aunty, it's cool because it's a double bed
>she has a new bf and has started doing weed but she doesnt want g-parents to know, obviously
>tells me all this shit because we have a good connection
>anyway, she's getting ready to go out, chugging back vodka or bacardi or whatever while we hang in her room
>she's done and fucks off out with her friends for the night, i stay in and play crash bandicoot or sonic 2. maybe even beyblade
>start getting tired, go to bed. smells like aunty's purfume. it's nice and comforting and reminds me of her
>fall asleep
>few hours later hear banging as she stumbles into her room, stinking of weed and alcohol
>she's giggling and shushing herself to be quiet
>she slips off her shoes, takes off her top and bra but it's too dark for me to see the goods
>puts on her jimmies and just drops ito bed
>starfished on her back, legs open, open mouth, completely out of it
>"aunty, you okay?"
>she just moans back at me
>heart is racing as i get an idea, my young dick pulsing with possibilities
>give it a few more minutes
>"Aunty you awake?"
>nothing... it's partytime.exe
>i rest my hand on her tit, slowly groping so as not to wake her
>my dick is harder than diamond and I don't last long as the excitement and first breast ive ever touched gets the better of me
>unleash a little puddle of cum onto aunty's bed
>I'm not finished

Character limit.
Cont?

Emma Watson, Lexi Belle, and another one but I can't remember her right now because I'm high af

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Wasn't srs guy, wanted to let you know your girlfriend looks like a tranny

i can relate to this. i had a shitty cingular flip phone i used to browse newbienudes on and my girlfriend would blow me while i played through beast and the harlot on gh2 expert mode. i cringe looking back at it but those were some good blowjobs

oh daddy-kun senpai

Many nuts to this one

erin was always my favorite office slut. when she dressed up as "hipster erin" in florida my dick was hard enough to part the red sea

same chick?

All were hot

sure why not