How do you cope with farting in your relationship?

how do you cope with farting in your relationship?

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is that elon musk

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I don't actually fart much, not sure why. The wife is pretty decent, in that she'll go to another room to do it if possible, or if she's in bed she'll edge out from underneath and send it into the atmosphere.

Elon-un

i just let em rip, even in bed, i will pull the covers over her head after i fart a big one, thats life living with a real man

arent you afraid that she will leave your stinky farting ass?

Fart Back!

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I usually surround my gaseous release with my hands and pushing them outward towards my loved one while shouting "Hadouken!"

We both just fart when we need to.

when did it start?

My last girlfriend farted as she was getting out of bed and the smell lingered all around me and i couldnt escape it.

That and her smelly feet after working long hours caused me to alienate myself from her. I hate bad smells.

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what about your farts?

im not in one but i'd rather risk dying than do it at least in the beginning

I was open about it from the start, I made an effort to ensure we were both comfortable and honest with each other. When she got over me doing it she just started doing it to, I don't think it took very long.

Hey user your not alone

What advice would you give to someone who is ashamed to fart in his wife's presence?

Rip one the first week of the relationship and get it out of the way.

Im a mid 20s man and have never been in a relationship but I would date a girl even if she constantly farted and had a deformed face

If we're in bed I try and dutch oven.
Otherwise I just let it rip.
It's a normal part of human function.

I mean at that point in your relationship you'd probably have to tackle it head on. Literally just tell how how you feel. If the communication is bad then you need to work on that first.

Beyblade stlye

we don't talk about it.
She doesn't like talking about it, but when I need to, I hold it until I can leave the room. I don't trust a fart in the room if she's coming back.
I'll go rip one in her bedroom on her/our mattress.

thanks

What if she likes it tho?

impossible

I had farts I could control the other day. I chased the cat around with them. My wife just asked me how high I was. Things get more acceptable after a long time relationship.

I just fart because I'm not a fucking pussy

no, that's life living with a slob who has zero relationship skills or tact.

Like Cleetus McFartland says, let 'er rip tater chip