Hey user, what do you want from the gas station?

A coconut.

a 40 and some zig zags

bring back a pack of smokes

Swedish fish, cherry hug juice and black & mild

a taquito or a really old hot dog
dr pepper
hot fries
lil trees air freshener
stale coffee
stale popcorn
spicy mixed nuts (2 for $1)
microwave cheeseburger
shitty fountain soda
a free autotrader
a buttered roll in saran wrap with no label
parliament lights

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Gummy bears and a side of Corona so nobody in our fucking house with their fucking shopping habits fucking leave the house for at least 2 weeks consumerism is fucking so annoying

Smokes.

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Takis por favor

bag of jerky and a vanilla coke please

Redbull 8.4oz Summer Edition and those gummy mix stuff.

I have Alzheimer's. Ask me anything....

This dislodged a deep memory of eating one over a decade ago. Thanks

let’s get you back to the right thread old man...

hot fries and a coke

cheetos! EXTRA cheesy!

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Get me a low cal Monster Energy and a Jack Links Tender Bites

PICKLES!!!!!!!!

Hi, yeah, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks AND one of those disposable enemas...nah make it two.

My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by follow me

>$25 worth of unleaded
I'm not a fatass.

>maybe a few bottles of Vick's 44