Magic invisible floating faggot in the sky. Exactly how retarded do you need to be to fall for this garbage?
Magic invisible floating faggot in the sky. Exactly how retarded do you need to be to fall for this garbage?
Thomas Baker
Luke King
The universe just popped out of nothing and created itself for no reason one day.
Exactly how retarded do you need to be to fall for this garbage?
Bentley Carter
>Exactly how retarded do you need to be to fall for this garbage?
explain and prove infinity.
Henry Walker
This.
>hurr durr we was created frum da explosion
Zachary Brooks
>The universe just popped out of nothing and created itself for no reason one day.
What's so hard about just admitting that we don't know the answer?
Aiden James
The Bible is a guide to living a wholesome and healthy life. I really don't give a fuck if you disagree. You're fifteen and I'll beat your faggot ass anyway.
Jace Rogers
Every time a teenaged faggot with a bookshelf full of Dawkins posts this sort of thing, another whisker grows on their future neckbeard.
Matthew Walker
>floating faggot in the sky
pic related.
A book of circular anti-logic, billions have died for it, genocide is demanded by god, countries have been destroyed, truth is an abomination to it. It is "re-interpreted" on the spot to approve of anything a bigot wants.
The bible, the documents it was made from, the people who accept and use it now, and all the people represented and involved in the origins of its revisionist history are all pure evil.
Caleb Smith
Why can't you just admit that we don't yet understand the cause of the universe? Why fabricate a floating faggot?
Ian Gray
Wow, that's some low effort bait.
Parker Jones
Thousands of floating faggots have been fabricated. What makes yours special?
Charles Morgan
So where did god come from then? Idiot, stop trying to cope with being to dumb to understand things by making shit up.
David Rogers
> Pretending to know the answer by reading a fairy tale.
How retarded one can be really?
Kevin Thompson
Gonna murder your son if he's disobedient? Didn't think so. Your bible is a steaming wheelbarrow full of dogshit.
Kevin Rogers
Hur hur god created the universe, but god didn't need to be created.
Easton Price
>pretending to know the answer because a cripple and a nigger said so
How retarded one can be really?
Hudson Rodriguez
This gonna be good.
Lucas Kelly
Jesus Fucking Christ nobody says the universe popped out of nothing we are saying a fairy created by story stelling sheep herders 2000 years ago didn't do it.
William Peterson
Where did it come from then?
>checkmate atheists
Lincoln Foster
Gavin Scott
>faggot
Heh, gg OP, now your secular leftists would rip you apart for thought crime
Ethan Perry
OP
Robert Russell
If you're talking about Abraham and Isaac, it was a test of faith and loyalty and he never killed his son (obviously none of this shit actually happened, but you do read fiction, don't you?). Way to not know what the fuck you're talking about my dude.
Asher Williams
up top brother, I'm a Serb living in Serbia and everyone is very religious (Orthodox Christian) I just feel like I'm fucking surrounded by complete and utter fucking morons.
wtf is this bullcrap? Literally no one in the fucking history of Earth has gotten mad over a saying no matter their fucking religion. Go back to plebbit faggot.
Andrew Cook
>hurr durr it was created waving magic stick hurr durr
Samuel Torres
How about the one where god and the devil make a wager about how much bullshit god himself could put his most devout follower through and still remain faithful? Ohh man, that's my favorite because all the sheep think it's about god proving a point, but my interpretation is that Satan never intended to win the bet and is just enjoying the show and laughing at god's retardation. The end is the best part where just because he's giving job a new family that somehow wipes away the anguish of burying your whole goddamned family. What a stupid deity.
Leo Moore
>I just feel like I'm fucking surrounded by complete and utter fucking morons.
thats because you are, vast majority of people are idiots.
Oliver Roberts
>admitting your bullshit book is fiction in the same breath you're trying to defend it
thumbs up, retard
Jordan Ross
That's a fucking pathetic meme.
Josiah Ortiz
As I said, it's a guide to living a healthy and wholesome life. It's the stories you can take away from it. If you want to live a life of hate, go for it man. I'm part of a healthy community, can you say the same?
Chase Martinez
Sit the fuck down, we know Kikes have been both peddling and revising the bible for centuries.
Oliver Allen
Why would I need to know when and to what extent I may beat my slave or whose women may be taken for my harem if I intend to live a wholesome life?