What would you do

what would you do

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what any HUMAN should do.. say hey ma'am your hair is hanging over your chair and I was wondering if you could please move it, I cannot see the screen..

Tell her to please move her hair, politely, like a normal person.

YANK that bitches hair right out.

rape

Blow my nose in it

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Fags

sniff that

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snip snip snip

Light it on fire with the lighter I smuggled aboard in my anus

>flies united economy plus
>astounded that the mouth breather in front of you has her hair hanging in your view

she obviously wants you. The only logical reason why no fucks were given when she sat down letting her hair interrupt your time of leisure during your travels.

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Aloha snackbar and crash the plane

suck on it. i fucking love hair

If I was Joe Biden I'd run my fingers through it and lean in and whisper in her ear but only if she was like 14 or something

100% chance I'd be practicing all my sailing and fishing knots with strands of her hair for the entire duration of the flight and making sure they're nice and tight

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spread corona virus through the plane

bite down on it like a croc and do a death roll

Damn it. You made me like biden for a split sec

KEK!

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Knock gently, but firmly, on the seat and say "Ma'am, your hair is blocking my screen. Would you be so kind and to move it?" Should she not comply, I would keep doing so every 5 minutes until the bitch gets so annoyed that she finally complies. Should she continue to not comply, I would call the flight attendant and show that that this bitch needs correcting. At that point, I would hope she raises enough of a fit to attract the air marshal's attention and get her stupid ass tazed.

Hijack the plane and do a 9/12. Nobody blocks my view of The Hustle!

Order sugary stuff and rub some in her hair. Then try to make it stick to the seat.
When the time comes to go off the plane, pretend I don't speak English and that it's my culture to do so, as a sign of affection.

Give her highlights

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I have an idea, but first take a pic of her/his face

Loudly sniff and inform her that her hair smells nice. That'll get her to fucking move.

spray lysol

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sniff her hair and rub my little penis through my pants

How did you get scissors on the plane? Terrorist!

Why am I masturbating to this

Start braiding her hair.