Secret thread

secret thread

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one time I took a shit on a paper towel, rolled it up, formed a "sling" with the paper towel, and then lobbed it over to my neighor's house

I like thinking about rapes of girls I've known who got raped

This is my girl

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And this is why I cheat on her

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Posted this in the last thread as it died:

Wife had some pretty fucked up rumors spread about her in high school. Not sure she even knew about them, but no guys wanted to fuck with her aside from the pervy hound dogs that she hated. She has always been out of my league and I have the rumors to thank for us being together.

The kicker is, she has always been a SUPER religious prude. Daddy is a pastor. Blew me for the first time when we got engaged after a year of dating and wouldn’t sleep with me until wedding night (last December); thought a physical hymen was a myth until I broke hers that night. Doesn’t believe in birth control and wants to get knocked up immediately, like to the point that if I don’t get her pregnant soon she’ll think she’s a failure. Quarantine has helped with that.

Things I heard about her through middle/high school: she fucked a whole football/basketball/wrestling team, she had to have semen pumped from her stomach, has every STD known/unknown, for a frozen hotdog stuck in her vag and countless more.

Honestly no clue why anyone chose her to spread rumors about. Some real Mean Girls level shit. She’s probably the sweetest, most selfless woman I’ve ever met. She won’t let me give her head because she says she wants me to feel good, and I constantly have to go with her places because she’ll help strangers without second thought.

I stole worn underwear from my roommates very often.

i jerk off to teenage girls on omegle

I get sexually aroused by watching crush, snuff necro, murder, torture etc. I've tried to jerk off to "normal" porn but I've never been able to cum to anything but the things I mentioned before. I haven't told anyone about this.

Reposting to get my copypasta recognised and I put a lot of effort into my LARPing so...

I post lies in threads on b/

Nah, the thread disappeared as I posted it and I saw this one. Took my like a minute to type this up. It’s not exactly a masterpiece.

See guys, so dedicated to my LARPing, please comment on my hopeful pasta!

>I killed a homeless man three years ago.
>It was very early morning and I took a walk through an alley as a shortcut to a coffee shop in a town I was visiting for work.
> Bum laying against a wall in a sleeping bag asks for change
> I smiled and told him “sure” and walked to him reaching in my pocket
>”Thanks user!” Says smelly bum.
> field goal kick him in the jaw, his head went back and smacked against the brick wall.
> As he fell over kinda snoring/gagging (couldn’t breath right?) I kept stomping in his head over and over till I herd a very loud and wet pop, pretty sure his skull fractured.
> I stood there catching my breath as his began to slow
> When it stopped I took 50 cents out of my pocket and threw it onto him. He earned what he begged for that day.
> heard about it on the news the next day, no suspects, after that one report nothing came after.
> I got away with killing a bum cause he was as disposable as a soda can.

I knocked up my fiancee's mom and sister at her request.

lol

Are they Asian?

My gf is Asian and I have raging yellow fever

I film women in the bathroom at a local coffee shop.

I sit in the back, and wait for someone attractive to get up and walk towards the bathroom. I like MILFs, so that's usually who I focus on. Then I get up and walk in and place my cam. When I come out and they go in, I pretend to be on the phone and snap a pic of them while they walk out. Then I go home and jerk off to it.

Can give more details on kik.

Used to grind my dick against dogs and stood on a lawnchair to fuck a horse a few times when I was a teenager. Stopped because I heard you could get STDs and I couldn’t buy condoms.

I was fairly normal for ten years until I started dating a girl who told me she would tongue kiss her dog when she was younger. Pushed the issue until I told her about my escapades. We got a female English Mastiff right before Covid and have positively reinforced the puppy licking PB off my dick, kissing us with her tongue and good behavior when I rub her genitals. Plan is to move onto fingering then small dildos and eventually penetration.

Don’t see it as animal abuse. I’ve walked and spent time with the puppy more in a few weeks than most owners think about their dogs in their lifetimes.

Nice

Bullshit.

Whenever I get the chance I check out the ass of the girl next door. I can't help myself. It's as if her buttcheeks are a magnet for my eyes. She's 8, but looks 11 and is a large girl. I'm 36

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Can you provide us with a better LARP, sorry this OC isn't up to your standards

You want us to believe that you find teenage girls on Omegle and then they do not "next" you?
Went there three times, all I found was men masturbating openly.

Been fucking my niece for the past 2 years

Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars around I don't signal before changing lanes

Nope, white. She just has a breeding fetish but is absolutely horrified at the thought of actually being pregnant herself.

I'm a girl btw and I fuck my dad

How old is she? You? Does she seem to like it or does she act scared whenever she's around you?

wow he knew your name. that's convenient.

green text, plox

I'd fuck my step-daughter if she wanted, but I'm too scared to initiate it.

Nah she comes and sits on unckies lap every family get together raaahaha
Lol nah its not him, but is that what you wanted to hear?

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I was accused of rape by 4 girls at my high school. I was innocent and they couldn't prove anything..
The stigma I got was real however and it pushed me into actually doing it.. never got caught.