If you could get away with one crime, which crime would you do ?

If you could get away with one crime, which crime would you do ?

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Jay walking.

IMAGINE GLOWING THIS BRIGHT

Hack and drain couple million $ from a multi company or rob a luxurious jewelry shop and Im done.

The head of bruno ponce jones and a cup of hot fat

removing labels from mattresses

you fucking monster

This is the right answer

I hope you accidentally remove a mattress tag at 12:01 and a cop sees you. GAS CHAMBER. You sick twisted fuck.

kill pedophiles

steal shit tons of money so the time i have left to cure my depression isnt based on how much money i have.

same, fuck pedos

I’d buttt-rape OP.

You can’t rape the willing.

gay

Make humanity go extinct.

Tax fraud.

Perjury. But maybe I'm lying.

Flip a box that is right side up

I would write a fake deed to Disneyland in my name and have it legally recognized.

Exterminate religion

Rob fort knox of course.

B&E on a millionaire's house while his family is home. Take anything of value. Make his wife watch as we bitch slap her husband while he transfers 2 million to my off shore account. Then leave.

hate crime

>off shore bank account
>you can get away with one crime

why would you bother hiding the funds if its guaranteed for you to get away with it ?

Kill as many of the prison population here in the uk.

Flashing my dick to girls.

kill someone who deserves it

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Heresy!

Steal a pack of gum

Two thoughts, but which to choose.
First thought was "tax evasion".but then I thought, nah, I think paying taxes is a necessity for our country to exist.
Second thought: "Genocide!"
But who, I asked my brain which at this point was working on autopilot.
Right wing Trump cucks and incel trash.
Soooo...yeah. Thats my answer.

I would like the flexibility of the off shore. Plus I have to hide it from the IRS cause I would have to claim it as income. OP said one crime, not paying the taxes on 2 million would be another crime. I'm not walking around with 2 million in my pocket.

genocide

Same but genocide the Jews instead