This is my first dildo. It's 7x5.5 inches. I took it all on my third go with it. I'm a straight married dude...

you are gay.
/thread

>Straight
>dildo in ass

pick one faggot

Gay af, go suck some cocks and take that bbc now

OP is always a faggot

I think its a fantasy post from someone who hasnt actually tried any real toy yet.

Also
>2020
>not having mindnumbing orgasms from prostate play

I pity prudes, truly.

Did you say "no homo" out loud first? If not, you're gay now