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Brandon Jones
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Dominic Rivera
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
Luis Morales
Why is this supposed to be funny?
Lincoln Cooper
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Oliver Ortiz
Juan Lopez
Those old Suburbans were beasts. available 454 V8 engines, a GOOD 4 wheel drive, and a chassis that would last forever. But, I guess people like the new ones because it has satellite radio and better carpets.
Landon Robinson
Hey John, I just figured out how to masturbate. I'm using it to pictures of Mai from YugiOh
Jeremiah Morris
New York, New Jersey ... Florida...
Isaiah Howard
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Andrew Nguyen
Nathan Rogers
The original was better
Austin Cook
Blow me
Liam Reed
Elijah Thompson
To the faggots who don't get it, the tires are too small. OP is fucking gay
James Powell
Alexander Jackson
Chase Rivera
Kayden Allen
Jose Perry
Christopher Long
So it’s nothing
Luis Thompson
Great looking vehicle
Jayden Rivera
Bentley Johnson
navy seal pasta jogged my memory.
Your uncle is a bar of soap, your cousin is a shoe,
your best friend is a candle, and you're a fucking Jew,
Your neighbors are a landfill, too bad you got away,
to open up a shitty deli and live another day
50 years later, you've still got an agenda, for world domination, but you'd better remember,
To when we had the upper hand, Der Fuhrer ruled the land,
You kikes had fun for a century or two
until the famous Auschwitz barbecue
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
You claim six million, I wish it were true,
But you're a pack of lying fucking Jews,
A Holocaust memorial is built on the land where most of your relatives are buried in the sand,
In bulldozed graves to cover the pollution,
too bad you weren't part of the final solution,
Wearing long sleeves to cover your tattoo,
will never hide the fact that you're a dirty Jew,
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
Light the menorah and think of the time when you sold out your neighbors for a handful of dimes,
All those filthy Jews... they must have been pissed,
They couldn't buy their way onto Schindler's list,
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
Kevin Jenkins
Alexander Cook
Daniel Lewis
Michael Bennett
A few classics
Tyler Edwards
Good luck Ken-Sama!
Jack Moore
Julian Brooks
Nathaniel Howard
adapt and survive
Christian Rivera
that is legit a tragically ugly car
Elijah Hernandez
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Evan Young
Jason Davis
Caleb Gray