Be in bed

>be in bed
>lights off
>took some edibles, feeling good
>watching youtube
>something falls on head?
>brush it off
>turn on flashlight
>pic related
>scream
>kill
>scream
>cant turn off the light now

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Have fun waking up every 10 minutes for the next week!

Adopt a cat. Cat will keep you safe from bugs and other potential threats. Pic related.

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I have 5 but they couldnt care less about me

grow a pair faggot, it's just a bug

You pussy ass nigga. I woke up with this on the wall about me two mornings ago.

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Here is my hand for size

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Get some Combat, or Max Force (pro strength) if you can get it. If you don't have pets or kids, you can get the gel in the tube which works better, otherwise the pucks will work too. They'll eat it, share the food and die, but other roaches will eat the dead roaches and will cause a chain reaction of death wherever they are hiding.

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This

Thanks for the advice. Can I just smear a shitload of gel on my ceiling? I dont mind them on the floor, that's their space to live. I'd just prefer them not to go on the ceiling and fall on me

Nigga youre okay with roaches on your fucking floor? Fucking disgusting.

What happened to your fingers, man.

Nah, you won't need it. The stuff smells a little bad, but that's so they'll be attracted to it. You also should clean and seal up your food real well, clean the bathroom and stuff so that they are more likely to use the poison as their food source.

I'll have more, just want to post this before the thread dies.

something is wrong with anons fingies

I'm actually a doctor, that's what's called agonal respiration.

Also, you;ll want to get some boric acid powder. There used to be this stuff called Roach Pruf that was statically charged and would stick to stuff better but it's hard to find; there's other stuff out there. It'll basically act like bits of broken glass to them but is relatively safe for people, it'll puncture their exoskeleton and just like the Combat, it'll get back in their nest and also other roaches will die when they eat the dead ones that have the powder on and in them (the young roaches eat adult roach shit and will die too). The powder usually doesn't have a lure in it so you have to be more thorough but you can use both the baits and the power.

The good thing about the powder is that as long as it's dry it keeps working, and usually comes in a huge enough quantity that you only need one bottle for years and years - you can just lay it down to prevent infestations in the future.

We don’t all live in Australia m8. Fuck living near all that.

apparently we're not all men either, how can you possibly be scared of something 0.01% your body weight

I nearly stepped on a brown snake after smoking dmt

Hold my pet frog it’s about. .005% of your body weight.
>you’re not scared right?

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What kind of spider was that? Most are spiderbros, though that one looks big enough to do some damage just by biting.

>You pussy ass nigga. I woke up with this on the wall about me two mornings ago.

Personally I live in Greece and I encounter spiders(Prob some wolf spider variant species) like this,scorpions and adult scolopendras all the time while on vacation.That's nothing,don't try to make yourself look big just because there are some bunch of faggots scattered throughout Yas Forums

Huntsman. They're harmless and they're fast as fuck

Ever had a snake in your shitter? Didn't think so cunt

Cool. Nice to have a high performance spiderbro rounding up less desirable critters.

huntsman spider is completely harmless to humans. it's very easy to identify dangerous aussie spiders

Yeah theyre cool but a bit scary to wake up to one on your wall

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>Ever had a snake in your shitter? Didn't think so cunt

How to spot an Aussie 101.Also no,because unlike you,I have a dedicated sewage tank on my house and do not use a sewage system where crocodiles and dinosaurs live in like you .

Fag are you in Cergy (France) ? This looks like one of my previous rooms rofl.

>edibles
Hope those roaches eat your degenerate ass

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diatomaceous earth is safe for humans and pets, it kills all bugs