Getting fucked by a guy on grindr for the first time tomorrow

Getting fucked by a guy on grindr for the first time tomorrow.
Any helpful tips Yas Forums?

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Wash your ass and get high.

Also just general gay shit is acceptable.

Take lots of laxitives before you fuck

Look into his eyes while you suck his cock

Dubs of truth

Don't forget to douche your asshole. If there's any shit in there it's guaranteed to make you feel like you're going to shit yourself imminently after a few minutes of sex.

Also shave your ass if it's hairy. Other guys like it but I also think it makes things feel better for me too.

>make sure he wraps his shit

getting high on weed reduces buttfuck pain

getting high on speed completely gets rid of the pain

Not OP , but I'm a straight guy who has started meeting gay guys off websites to make them sick and worship my cock.
They give good head and I enjoy the power of making these fags blow me
Have started thinking about recording it and posting it online

...

deep clean them insides boy

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Enema and use condoms fag

I've tried to douche my asshole once and it hurt like hell. What am I doing wrong?

Clean ya ass and eat da poopoo

get an enema and clean your ass

get a dildo and some lube and slide it in slowly to get your ass used to the thickness of a cock the day of or a day before u see him..

trust me you'll want to be prepared. otherwise it'll hurt when he slides it in, instead of feeling good.. the sex will be much better for both of u.

source: bi guy that's gotten fucked by guys on grindr before.

kys faggots

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do it! sounds really hot. would subscribe to that, if it was on xhamster or something.

Don't listen to this beta he's not fucking gay. Braid your ass hair so he has something to pull during sex and take hair growing supplements to maintain it, also don't shit for a few days and insert a butt plug into your boipucci :3:3 so you have lots of natural lube when the time comes. 8===D (OPs ass)

He's right tho you retard queen

Try and relax and take it slow let him ease it in. If he tries to go too fast or too deep before your loosened up it’ll make it a less enjoyable experience and also use lots of lube better to have to much than to little

Did you use sawdust? You need to use sawdust

Ya would obviously put me up for free
But is that something you fags like

Cant get a proper answer from the homos

And for GOD'S SAKE make sure he is wearing a condom

Helpful tip:
Don't fuck Guys at all
But if you must because your gay urges are getting the best of you, don't hook up with one from grindr.
Get to know him for awhile like you would a woman, make sure he's proven clean.
But in reality, don't be a fag. You're trying to fill a void that was never meant to be filled to begin with.

Silence your not gay you fucking cis white male in a straight man's body

Don't use condoms so you get aids and die, faggot. Pro Tip!

It is a great feeling to have an assfull of cum but it’s a lot better when you know you won’t get aids

Daily reminder that homosexuality is a mental illness and the only cure for this is a bullet to the head, all faggots and faggot sympathisers are NOT welcome on this board let alone this planet. Subtly kill yourselves so that God can quickly pass his divine judgment upon you, filthy fucking degenerates. As it is written in the ten commandments... THOU SHALT NOT BE A FAGGOT!

I'm in fact gay,sweetie,and not white you tranny cunt

Why the fuck would it hurt? You buy a little squeeze balls douche, stick the nozzle up your ass and fire some water up in there, repeat until the water you're shitting out is clear-ish.

There's no reason any of that should hurt.