I’m So Fucked.
MY PHONE AUTOMATICALLY CONNECTED TO MY PARENTS ALEXA WHILE WATCHING SISSY PORN. PLEASE HELP ME.
I CAN HEAR THEM CALLING ME. PLEASE HELP
I’m So Fucked
Mason Richardson
Bentley Gutierrez
I’m so fucking scared to even move. I don’t want my mom knowing that I’m Bi.
I’m so fucked right now.
Gabriel Perry
Logan Parker
I just posted this!!!! Please, just help me. I’m just sitting here quietly.
Oliver Sanchez
rip user we barely knew you
Julian Anderson
Please, just tell me what to do....
I haven’t heard them in a while.... Do you think they forgot?
Gavin Adams
What exactly do you think they heard?
Wyatt Mitchell
Imagine phoneposting to revive your own dead thread.
Dylan Miller
haha
Levi Torres
Just say you accidentally clicked on some weird link and tried to close it immediately. Don't tell them you're watching hypno shit
Nicholas Richardson
I least ten seconds of a sissy hypno intro. I wasn’t even paying attention, I was just about to mastubate and I realize the audio wasn’t playing from my phone. I’m still fucking sitting here shaking.
Parker Long
UR FUKN DONE KIDDO
Samuel Williams
Yeah I would just not say anything and if they ask you anything just say you got pranked and the video turned into porn... like a rick roll
John Baker
No other choice OP you'll have to kill them or yourself
Zachary Lee
lol op you're going to have to keep that bluetooth off when you fap
Lincoln Hughes
You started a jackoff session with 10% battery? Risky
Juan Taylor
say it wusnt u and play some weird foreigner song like Indian music or something while you talk to them
Jordan Harris
Blame it on your dad
Jason Reyes
>sissy hypno
This might be salvageable if it was just standard trap porn, but sissy hypno? I dunno man this doesn’t look good
Christopher Richardson
double down.
Fire up another video and play it over the Alexa, this time make it a video of something similar but easier to explain
Then just claim the first was the one you've now chosen to admit to and say your phone was being dumb
Post results
Carson Cook
Was it just some music or silent with words on screen or was it like "BE ADVISED THIS AUDIO IS DESIGNED TO TURN YOU INTO A COCK LOVING FAGGOT WHO LOVES COCKS AND IS A FAGGOT. REPEAT AFTER ME..."
Blake Evans
She called my name twice and then stop. I’m just pretending that I didn’t hear her.
I think they continue watching their show now.
Brandon Russell
Timestamp it OP or else I don't believe you
Thomas Bell
Newsflash faggot they already knew you love cock.
Jace Ramirez
I think it’s the second one. When I unplugged it, it say “ BIG JUICY WHITE COCK” and then I heard a scream.
I laid there for second with my cock out and immediately deleted everything. She called again at the last angry tone before giving up.
God damn it, I wish I wasn’t a black faggot.
Pic, btw.
Jeremiah Evans
It's easy to lie your way out fag, just say your friend sent it to you as a joke
Kayden Nelson
Cameron Nguyen
assert your dominance, demand that they hand over the alexa and go to bed, continue where you left off.
Austin Gutierrez
This is an easy fix. Just go down and there laughing your ass off and say you were messing with them and take your punishment.
They won't know youre a fag and the punishment will be cake compared to this being your coming out story
Andrew Phillips
>Black Faggot
Austin Hughes
just play it off like a prank retard. "aha i got you guys"
Asher Garcia
>getting off to sissy shit
you deserve this
Josiah Green
this is probably your best chance OP, say something like your friend thought it would be funny. if your parents are tech retarded try to bs your way into saying u could have been hacked
Noah Diaz
I got it buddy, just tell them you clicked on the wrong video. Maybe you were trying to type in "sister"
Nolan Allen
Like other anons have suggested just say it's a prank
>BIG JUICY WHITE COCK
Hat's off, user. I wish you a happy fapping once shit calms down.
Juan King
I hope they hospitalize you.
Evan Ward
Just be like it was a l interweb ad that I kisclicked
Works every time
Jaxson Turner
>I don’t want my mom knowing that I’m Bi.
>They won't know youre a fag
Trust me, she already knows. You may come up with a clever explanation, and she may or not play along to avoid making things awkward, but she will still know.
William Martin
>disgusting shitskin nigger
pls die, user
Michael Baker
Should I do it now or just wait?
More of my faggot shit, btw.
Mason Allen
>BIG JUICY WHITE COCK
>I wish I wasn’t a black faggot
Evan Smith
I like being called a disgusting nigger.
Thank you.
Caleb Wood
There, blame 4channel YLYL thread
Brayden Morales
Holy shit niggers really do be gettin on Yas Forums
Jaxson Hernandez
Fuck off, OP's just trying to get his trap on
You got any panties?
Camden Bennett
You have to be 18 or over to post on Yas Forums
Robert Lewis
Just get it over with. The longer you wait, the more uncomfortable it'll become
Gavin Perry
probably, the more you delay the more suspicious you'll appear. act really embarrassed and apologetic and they buy into it. just make sure your story is straight, like bold certain points so you wont fuck up your story
David Wilson
> user said disgusting shitskin nigger
get it right, pleb niggerino
Isaac Gonzalez
Piece of shit who lives with his parents.
I just turn 18, btw.
Jeremiah Richardson
show your parents this thread
Lucas Wright
“Assert your dominance”
Lincoln Ortiz
Wow that really sucks. Tell them you were opening up spam mail or whatev
Jacob Jackson
Best you can do is ignore them, not come out of your room, go to sleep maybe. Don't mention it again and cross your fingers that they don't mention it either. You both will know but at least it will make things less awkward.
Landon Hill
clean black man
Owen Ortiz
Ok, guys. I’m going to do it. Thank so much, and please wish me luck.
Ryan Foster
Say you were downloading a music off a torrent website and porn pop ups happened.