Racist YLYL
Racist YLYL
Luis Martinez
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Jack Barnes
Just in case this thread gets popular, I thought I'd post this here. I need answers but I can't afford advertising, so Yas Forums was my best option. Will you tell me? Does this look like a cockatiel?
Oh, wait, that's not racist. Not unless birds are a race. Are you a bird, OP?
Asher Ortiz
Levi Powell
Noah Nelson
This joke is pretty racist
youtu.be
Ethan Cox
Jaxon Cooper
Why do you keep on posting this? It's not funny, but it isn't retarded enough to warrant a reaction
Ryan Bailey
Justin Scott
ooh, you gonna pee your pants? maybe shit and cum? huh?
Jayden Stewart
Jayden Jones
Jeremiah Edwards
Brandon Mitchell
Adam Robinson
Are you fucking smoking crack?
Michael King
Sweet cockatiel bro!
Ryder Bailey
Jeremiah Ward
Joseph Cook
kek'd 1000 times thanks Yas Forumstard
Gabriel Nguyen
y do u respond and give to bait. ignore long enough and he will go back to posting
bananas
Easton Nguyen
Henry Gutierrez
That reminds me of a story
Actual true virus inbound
>be sick
>covid-17 at the time
>beta molecule who can't get infected for the life of himmler
>pathogenical fear of germs since early scholl, when some bite sicked me
>have a younger sickness, covid-16 at this time
>my sickness is human crazy, really wants to sick someone
>announces that she's "Severe Ancute Respiratory Syndrome"
>father and I start coofing bloods on how to sick an neighborhood.
>fewer coronas later, brought some sheltering in place
>a long, sickly dude with brown face mask and plastic shield
>delivars door dash containment tacos
>my doctor and I sit down and informerd that he "walked into the emergency room"
>discuss 6 feets apart
>can't stop touching my face
>wants apology so I said, "SARS"
>they go essentially-out
>bat tells me "pandemic isn't going to last"
>sickness becomes home quaranteen
>social distancing was "funny"
>around a week later, dug mass grave for college girls
>worried that who was phone makes sense
>about a week before, overhear a conversation about population control
>"We're not on lockdown anymore" goes viral
>someone said "bacteria" but I thought they say "bateria"
>tryingtoholdbackcoughing.jpg
>tell errbody all of this newd normal
>agenda 2020 out of control
>mfw the dead preempted almost why this first epidemic would go downtown to black ppl
Lincoln Howard
superior version. Poor hentai roleplay
Zachary Wood
Lol what a faggot
Brody Long
>Racist YLYL
Stories allowed?
Stories allowed.
Outside corporate law, legal work is mostly baby-sitting Blacks and other low IQ peoples. Here are a few stories from my career that are both educational and funny.
>Defend Negro in traffic case
>Judge orders Negro to go to different floor of court house to watch traffic safety movie & return with proof he watched it
>I also explain to Negro what he is to do
>Negro goes to a commercial movie theater & watches a Hollywood entertainment movie
>Returns with his ticket stub for proof
>Judge calls me: "WTF user?"
>Negro client seeks divorce from wife
>Negro says he lives with his wife, but in separate rooms
>Wife says he lives with his "ho"
>Negro says that because he's a professional clergyman, man of God, her accusations are ridiculous
>Judge says "Because you're living with your wife, you must pay half household expenses
>Negro client realizes that claiming to live at home will cost him dollas
>Negro client: "Don't be listenin to me Judge, listen to my wife. I'm just a lyin ole' nigger."
> Whole courtroom erupts in laughter
Negroes love the Caddy’s
>In court, Negro before judge declaring bankruptcy
>Judge: "You can either have your kids or your Cadillac. You can't afford both."
>Negro: "You'll have to take my kids. I need my car."
>Judge gets up and storms out of court
Different Negro, but LOVES his Caddy
>Judge: You can’t keep your home AND have a Cadillac.
>Negro: You can live in your car, but you can’t drive your house. I’ll keep the Cadillac.
>Judges jaw hits floor. His point was Negro was bankrupt and needed to trade the Caddy in for a used Honda.
Henry Robinson
>826266967
Explain why that was funny
Luke Rodriguez
I never learned to speak Ebonics, but had to lern to understand it.
>Me: new to law. Don't know Negro slang.
>Negro asks me: "Can you put a suitcase on a cat?"
>Me: huh?
>Finally figure out he wanted me to file a lawsuit against a guy
>put = file, suitcase = lawsuit, on= against, cat = man
>Soon after another Negro calls me up. I now know about ‘suitcases’
>New Negro: "Do you do luggage?"
>Me: "Yes sir, we do luggage."
Other Black requests / complaints
>"We had insects in the family."
>mfw I figured out there was incestuous abuse
>Negro: "I want an annoyment!"
>mfw I figured out he wanted an annulment of his marriage
>Negro: "I want a free flirtation."
>mfw I figured out he wanted a free consultation
>Negro: “I’ll take a polyester test.”
>mfw I figured out he was willing to take a polygraph test
>Negro: "They are putting me through the changes."
>mfw I still have no clue what this means, but hear it all the time
Jack Collins
;)
Jacob Bennett
NEVER ask a Black why he did something stupid-
>Negro client divorcing wife & trying to hide his assets
>He buys a parcel of land & PUTS HER NAME ON THE DEED!
>Wife searches for property she owns & finds the deed
>epic asset hide fail
Different client
>Negro client divorcing wife & we're trying to minimize his child support payments
>Negro tells me he has other kids to whom he pays support
>This is good as it will reduce his child support payments to wife he’s divorcing
>Negro is on witness stand: "I don't have any kids from other women."
>When he's off the stand I made the mistake of asking why he said he didn't when he said he did earlier
>Negro: "Did I say that?"
>mfw I have no idea what version is true
Child support laws designed in Anglo Saxon common law fall apart when applied to Blacks. They're so promiscuous the ludicrous occurs.
>Fathers are to pay a % of their income as child support
>20% for the first kid
>25% for the first two kids
>50% for 5 or more kids
>These rules apply per baby mama: 2 kids by 2 women = 40% income to child support
>Horny Negro has 12 kids by 10 women
>mfw he owes 220% of his income in child support
Unlike cops, social workers, parole officersI actually have to get my Negroes to pay me. Not as easy as it sounds
>Did work for client
>Client didn’t pay
>Calls, letters, etc. still no pay
>Have to sue him
>Garnish his wages to get paid
>6 mo later same Negro calls me up and asks me to take new case
>Me: I don’t want clients who don’t pay their bills
>Negro: You got all yo money. You got nothin’ to complain about.
Different Negro
>Take divorce case
>Hours spent doing good work
>Client reconciles marriage
>Refuses to pay because he didn’t get the divorce
>Me: Sir, you are paying for the time taken to prepare your case
>Negro: I paid for a divorce, but didn’t get one. Why should I have to pay you?
Protip: when dealing with Negroes, make sure you are paid IN FULL up front
Leo Bailey
When representing Blacks in court, it’s VERY important that your directions to “dress appropriately” are specific! Otherwise, your clients will incriminate themselves.
> Client on trial for drug charge
> Shows up wearing a shirt with a marijuana leaf
> Client accused of crime involving gang activity
> Shows up wearing gang colors (bandana, shirt, etc.)
> Client on trial for a shooting
> Shows up in shirt with pistol on shirt
> Hearing for probation violation
> Client shows up in “Rules are 4 Suckas” t-shirt
Not only must you tell them what appropriate dress is, you have to tell them how to behave with specifics
> Don’t call judge “Dawg”
> Don’t swear on witness stand
Jack White
Don’t know if that was oc but thanks for the stories. Fucking niggers.
Mason Campbell
lost
Nolan Russell
Angel Thompson
John Barnes
He pulled it from here.
Benjamin Howard
Sebastian Richardson
Chase Young
Sebastian Allen
Oliver Morgan
BULLSHIT.
I bet white clients do this all the time too if not more.
Jayden Hall
mea culpa.
Got the stories from a couple Amren articles and put them in Yas Forums format.
Saved to a word doc to copypasta onto these threads.
I read the articles & edited the stories for greentext and copypasta them because they're important to get out.
I can't recommend Amren highly enough. Read their articles and you'll have a better understanding of race than any Black Studies major anywhere.
Jack Brown
Thanks
Easton Green
Lucas Thomas
Ethan Parker
Joseph Miller
David Harris
Ryder Martinez
Isaac Anderson
Leo Jenkins
Charles Cooper
Alexander Ramirez
Colton Powell
Shut up nigger. Try to be on time for something for a change.
Elijah Ramirez
Bentley Gutierrez
Robert Howard
Daniel Perez
Colton Rivera
Caleb Reyes
Ryder Gray
I know you spam this but its unironically kino
please never stop, the pedophilia acts as newfag repellent
Luke Butler
Ayden Gomez