What's the best life advice you got ?

Sleep. Conform. Obey. Watch TV. Marry and reproduce. Buy. Do not question authority.

why u say this user

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Watch listen and wait. When a motherfucker wants something from you, tries to enlist you in their bs plan, remember what they did to others. Have this evidence first before accepting any deals and obligations.

>No body is truly your friend, not even your family
>everyone will use you don’t give them the chance.
>don’t get cucked, your resources are your own treat your woman good but never let her forget you’re the man not a bitch.
>obvious one but the best deals are lies meant to fuck you over if you don’t bring a unique skill or position to the table.
>aside from being cordial or just chillin with the boys, never speak first let them show their hand then respond accordingly.
>comfort is the death of progress.
>your thoughts aren’t real and yet they can kill you. The appeal of absurdist nihilism is to free yourself from mental slavery. You can do this without going black pill.

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be born with a big willie

Not advice, but something my dad taught me through example.
Patience is rarely a naturally acquired talent, in most people it is not a natural state. It's natural to get worked up or be in a hurry or get anxious about things. Perfectly natural, but still unacceptable most of the time. You have to learn patience as you go along. Start by faking it till you make it. Don't feel calm? You can at least act calm. Eventually you can cultivate the presence of mind that other people's timetables and worries don't bother you much if at all. It's the closest thing i've ever felt to what people say meditation is supposed to bring out in you but i suck ass at meditating so i wouldn't know.

tldr fake patience until you make it. don't be seen freaking out. have your freakouts in private like we all do. it'll earn you a lot of respect

Invest your money. Don’t sweat it if it’s a small amount or if you’re steps seem less adequate than others. Also fuck women. Any of them.

even if you're built like a fucking pro athlete, assume that everyone you meet has the ability to kick your ass.
Be courteous, and be respectful and kind. People love if a dude is fully capable of fighting, and has the decency of treating others as equals.
It has gotten me so far in life.

>Red meat
>pork
Wat

My dad once told me:
"Boy, I don't care if you're retarded or a genius. If you're straight, gay, bi, or whatever other god damned thing. All that matters is that you move out at 18. Now grab me a beer and fuck off."

cause women are trash and worth nothing more than their bodies

The meaning of life is copulate to populate. Do your bit and life will feel fulfilling.

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Don't be an asshole

Untrue.

Don't get married unless you want to have a high chance of someone ruining your life. Unless you're a woman. Then marry as rich as you can and ruin their life.

>stop feeling sorry for yourself
>stop making excuses
>get shit done

the fact everyone in this thread has some type of device that can connect them to the internet makes them in a much better position than like 30% of the worlds population

In order to get good at something, you must first be willing to be bad at it.
If you are unwilling to be bad at it, then you were never willing to get good at it either.
You were just willing to fantasize about being good.

okay retard, change my mind

if it taste like chicken, keep on licken,
if it taste like trout, GTFO

He's just bitter. Feeling entitled to someone or something is a sure fire way to holding such sentiments.

To be fair it's true for nearly all women. All they want from men is the chance to fulfill their biological quota and they want resources. Where they get them from doesn't matter as much as getting them. Hence why most divorces are initiated by women. And they are ruthless and brutal about it.

Dont waste your life on Yas Forums

don't be a fuckup in school and everything else will take care of itself.

- Give credit where credit is due.

- Pity those that live to win. They have nothing else to live for.

don't forget to work the shaft and handle the balls

INCEL ALERT!

my girl overcorrected. my MIL is a fat mess and girl is repulsed by it so she's in the gym all the time.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Just look at any fat ugly woman who is a nurse or doctor or runs a non profit. I'd blast your degenerate ass out the airlock before her, fuckface.

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Dont get married dont have kids live below your means stay healthy and fit, never stop learning new skills and try to save money

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not feeling entitled, i hope to meet a good woman to marry and have children with but all I meet are mass produced clones and i'm disgusted by their materialistic nature

Don't wear pants on labor day. But I think that's more of a law than general advice.

Be stubborn with your dream but be flexible with how you get there.

how old are you?

Live fast east Ass.

Dont be a sheep

sauce?

female doctors i can respect, takes a lot of effort to be a good doc. nurses can fuck off, lots of them are garbage at and outside of work, regardless of looks.

>ITT: platitudes
>mfw

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Do not stick your dick in crazy

lol doctors are right helpless without nurses.

Usually it's south.

oh ffs...and where are you trying to meet women?

It's a quote from Alan Arkin's character in Little Miss Sunshine.

Jesus why is this website full of children?

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wear a condom

Beauty fades.
Stupid is forever.......

fucking incels why don't you just cut your balls off since you'll never need them

You only get one chance at life, be happy, be kind, and be yourself.

Who deserves what is irrelevant. What matters iswhohas power.

Don’t ever place anyone before yourself

>children
in 2006 I was in grad school so I didn't waste time or money at the theaters.

>incel logic said before [here]

lol fuck off.

Make money
fuck bitches
you can't go wrong