Zeus has emerged from his palace to look down upon his followers. This is the land of Crete where anything can happen...

Zeus has emerged from his palace to look down upon his followers. This is the land of Crete where anything can happen. DUBS decide what happens to Zeus and his village

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Let's start with a show of fire from his arse

No fire, well how about he turns in a swan and descends upon a random virgin to produce the next demi-god.

Angered at the Christian beliefs being peddled in the shadow of his temple, he sends lightning bolts to smote them

EVERYBODY GET CRUNK!

Guy in the left market stall starts to jerk off

They all get raped by Batman!

villagers become black and yaks or cows die

Steve Urkel throws Zeus off the mountain, thus claiming his powers.

He descends from Mount Olympus feeling quite toey, coming down for the purpose of ejaculative relief.

> if I get dubs he fucks the dog at the bottom of the mountain doggystyle whilst the villagers just watch gobsmacked in silence

he turns into a bull and fucks a human woman in front of the other bulls

Make a volcano with shit

General Sherman and The Union army burns Crete to the ground.

The villagers plant a marijuana field.

Cows die Zeus jerks off and makes clouds or something

Make a volcano filled with beans

Fug re Roll

Big Z turns into a swan and gets his freek on with the bulls

all the people smoke a lot of weed!

Zeus goes for shopping and is wondering if anyone will recognize him

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everybody poops their pants.

Re roll

Lil Boosie challenges Zues to a rape battle

zeus goes back into his palace, nothing happens and the thread dies

Zeus unleashes his massive veiny penis from the top of the mountain, crushing the town underneath it like a wrecking ball, causing the surviving villagers to try escape the fire-driven chaos he’s caused

bump

Reroll

op here post like this always make me giggle. its all fun

Hercules compares cocks with the men in town

Zeus commits war crimes

Zeus rapes all the women

He rolls down miuntain

Zeus infects the one back guy with Covid

this thread is so shit. no one is getting dubs
Zeus takes a big dump and goes back to bed.

Zeus has sex with every fertle female in the village

Johnny kicks Zeus in the nuts

He rapes 12 children

the sun explodes killing everything, including the niggers.

Zeus kills himself in front of everyone

rolling for weed field

ZEUS casts "LIGHTENING BOLT" causing 500 AOE damage

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Zeus kills OP for this shitty thread

Jesus appears and challenges Zeus to a wrestling match.

Zeus kills all fags (including OP)

I'm impressed by the lack of dubs. here we have OP ready to draw this shit, and fate refuses dubs.

the market stalls collapse.

Zeus unleashes his godly cock and fucks the gap in the mountains

nice

Fucking finally.

Jesus appears and smokes the weed

Kim jong un is found to be alive and well in Crete

We decide that the modest thing to do for zeus would be to plant weed. He is pleased by this and wont rape virgins tonight.

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nice dubs,
nigs steal weed and kill some villagers and the cows

Gay orgy in the public bath house. No homo.

Zeus plays the Bongos for the townsfolk.

Build a big ass big ass statue

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Towns people build a statue to Zeus to help the weed crops grow

Brutus gets stuck in a tree after smoking too much

Again

Roll

Tony bologna steals all the cows.

Zeus premptively kills all niggers so they can't commit any crimes.

winrar so nigs are banned then?

Celebrate the crops with a feast and a sacrifice

banished to hades, to toil and burn

roll

Zeus boinks all other gods as is tradition

Ken Copeland comes and breaths the wind of God. The weed crop, Zeus, and Covid 19 are blown to Hell.

Zeus gets a little lion and holds it up like Simba

There is only one nig inside of crete. Zeus takes it upon himself to kill him and ban all niggers from Crete

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