Sup Yas Forumsros, I'm currently on a quest for Valhalla. Already nommed down 13 500mg naproxen tablets...

Sup Yas Forumsros, I'm currently on a quest for Valhalla. Already nommed down 13 500mg naproxen tablets. Just waiting for them to enter my intestines. Should I keep going? I've still got another 10.

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Nah stop bro, you got a life ahead of you, use your brain dude, keep living and enjoy life to the fullest

OP here.
Already down another 4.
Had at least 9 from the left packet today already, maybe 2 more if I think hard enough, not sure though, and that's at the hazardous stage already (like 8/10). Then had another 8 on top of that. So I'm pretty much in the red rn. Just a waiting game.

A 28-year-old man ingested 70 g of naproxen along with an unknown amount of alcohol in a suicidal attempt. On examination in the emergency department 90 min later, he was drowsy but had normal vital signs apart from sinus tachycardia. Serum naproxen level 90 min after ingestion was 1,580 mg/L (therapeutic range 25–75 mg/L). He developed metabolic acidosis requiring renal replacement therapy using sustained low efficiency dialysis (SLED) and continuous venovenous hemofiltration (CVVH) and had recurrent seizure activity requiring intubation within 4 h from ingestion. He recovered after 48 h.

gl OP

I bet you'll be real happy in Valhalla when you're still on earth breathing from a tube and can't move any part of your body, with nurses preventing you from killing yourself

OP here
I'd like to point out the fact that he got treatment after 90 mins of taking it and in emergency or whatever. It's currently 2am here and I've been sat here ingesting them over the last 3 and a bit hours, possibly a little bit longer. (It's not exactly something I'm timing) Based on that story, I doubt I'll be receiving treatment any time soon since the Rona is around and again cos it's 2am here, and not a single soul other than this board knows what I've done. Just saying.

What a stupid, cowardly way to kill yourself.
They who let you into Valhalla for that weak shit.
Slice open your arms like you mean it, then maybe.

OP again
In addition to this, it's going to be at least another 5 hours before anyone in my place is awake.

overdose symptoms include vomiting. so the odds for you to take and keep down a possibly lethal dose are low. not to mention you only have 13g.... this chad took 70

Please call 911

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