Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Billie Eilish on your bed
How do you react?

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tell her to fuck off

Throw the dirty bitch off my bed, don’t like dirty skanks

rip her stupid parachute clothes off, then bend her over and slam my meat in her puss from behind. prob call her a stupid dirty bitch, stuff like that. jizz on her tits and face

Tell her bitch ass to go pretend to be emo somewhere else

I'd take her to poundtown.fill her tender parts with hot dick until her mommy hole is foamy and slack.shoot ropes of children in her general direction on the Hope of blinding this two bit whore.then gently kiss her forehead/10

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I dunno, maybe I would eat a tarantula. I can't believe how much older I am than her, zoomies are growing up so fast

the reptilians sped up the flow of time in the mid 2000's but you didn't hear it from me

Uhm hi? How did you get in? What do you want here?

> Like every normal person

Which pics of her are the best for a hard cum tribute ? I want to humiliate her with a big of sperm anons

Ask him to show penis then kick him in the nuts

Go to the store and buy new sheets.

Try to remember when I turned black

apply blackhead remover

That is almost poetic

Clothespeg her milkers till she squeaks and punch-fuck her shitter till her bladder erupts with bloodied piss. I'm the bad guy.

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Now I'll never get that coal-burner stink out of the mattress

Never should have come here

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Kick her out

Ask her if she wants to make some music, then realises she doesn't produce and has no talent.

bIg oF sPeRm

>Your music is cringe, stop larping hypergamous whore.
"BANG!!"

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Considering all my roommates are band members of some sort and i play a bit myself, I'd probably see if she'd get in on a jam session.

tell her to suck my guitar

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>>You find Billie Eilish on your bed
>How do you react?
TITFUCK AND COME ON HER FACE

fuck her to death.
cut her head off, make a sex toy out of it.

eat her ass like groceries

BOWL OF EGGS

turn 360 degrees and walk away