Hey Yas Forums

Hey Yas Forums,
I'm looking to become an hero, thinking of doing it with sleeping pills and a fuck ton of alcohol. I don't have anywhere to hang myself at home due to quarantine and I don't want to shock my family like that; can't do the carbon monoxide in car thing, can't really handle blood so I don't think I'll be able to do it with razorblades, even if I had any.

I live in the UK, so I can't buy a shotgun or anything to get it over with quickly.

Any advice on pills would be helpful, and any suggestions on how to off myself are welcome.

Thanks for all the memories, here's a mugi since I need to post an image.

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Don't do it faggot

>no where to hang yourself

doesn't understand basic construction
afraid to cut back the drywall/plaster
worried about his building ascetics, suicidal

why op

seeking attention is best done in an environment where your identified and objectified

might i suggest onlyfans.com

i know Yas Forums would usually say kill your self faggot, but don't do it mate, just dont

You faggots aren't doing this shit again, let the man khs

I don't wanna cause more damage than I have to or get my family in trouble with the landlord.

UK too. May I recommend jumping infront of a train? Get black out drunk, walk onto the tracks and just accept what's coming.

I hope you're joking, OP. It's sad to hear an individual seeking assistance on this website. I really hope you don't follow through with it.

cba with the shit life throws at me anymore, things started going good then the virus happened and everything has gone to dust. My hopes and dreams, education, future plans and the people around me disappearing faster than you can say fag.

Thanks for the suggestion. I don't fancy scarring a poor train driver for life, and the overground near me doesn't operate at night.

There's no easy way to kill yourself in the UK. Take some pills and go to bed if you want an easy way out, or strangle your self with a plastic bag

Tie the bag around your neck, and keep breathing in your Co2. You'll be dead in 5 minutes.

Please talk, OP. What's wrong? Why do you want to end your life?

Was in psych lockdown one time w a woman who swallowed a bottle of Benadryl to khs. She was just really sleepy for a couple days. It takes a lot more than you’d think to kys and it’s not like you’d just go to sleep and not wake up. It’d be long and painful and each organ shuts down. Don’t do it man. There are places who can help you.

Its really hard to die from co2 your body will try fight it back, use nitrogen or helium gas to keep the bag full of air you can't breathe but your body doesn't know that

I might try the bag thing, only bit I'm worried about is reflex/instinct kicking in.

Use one of the bags for life and tie it around your neck with a belt. That should work. Double wrap it too.

cheers.

If you really do wish to kill yourself. Write a letter. Explain why you did it and make sure you state your reasons, and the people who pushed you to it. It might just be the stresses of life. We've all been there, and I'm depressed as fuck right now. I could never go through with it. I'd get drunk, look at my life and figure out what my issues were. Still haven't figured them out, and probably won't.

Open up to someone, it's cliche I know.

Oh yeah OP, remember to take a drink before riding the stairway to heaven

go out the fun way.
cheap, jump from the tallest building and enjoy the trip down.
got some money? be the next mass shooter and take with you the highest amount of murricans you can.

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I've tried opening up, most of the time nobody cared, school pretended that I wasn't anything more than a grade in their average for a week but didn't do shit. I'm tired of the stresses of life, and I don't want to have to endure pain upon pain in order to experience a sliver of happiness once in a blue moon.

Nice trips, by the way.

Definitely will do. You recommend anything nice?

This is supreme way.

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If you do decide to go through with the bag thing. Have a knife near by in case you change your mind.

Hanging myself is just a massive no no. I'd regret kicking that chair instantly and hanging from the ceiling. Best to have a back up plan.

At least ring the Samaritans first please OP. There are people out there that will listen, and help you to help yourself.

Nah, not looking for a temporary fix. I don't want to get dependent on a phone line when I'm confronted by a new way for my life to get fucked with every corner I turn.

leave money to your family. don't be selfish and make a bloody mess to scar your family and force them to hire a cleaning company or move. if you can, take out a huge loan and secretly leave it to your family, they wont have to pay it. Or just dont do it, i cant stop you but if you do it, don't leave a mess behind for the living to clean up. also, request to be cremated in your will, its cheaper than a funeral. I've seen folks go into debt over a funeral service. Opioids like morphine and heroin would be a nice way to go too.

>quarantine
Why do you still care about it if you're going to an hero? Last time I saw anything from the islands of rain and general misery, you still had bridges.

Try mixing up a manhattan for yourself, and if you can't get it at a bar somewhere

> Take out the highest life insurance policy

> Max out at least 10 credit cards

> Rent a lambo and crash it into a prison

Yeah, I don't have much saved up from work but I'm giving it to my family for sure. I'm not gonna go out bloodily.

I really dislike people who talk about doing suicide. Suicidal people dont talk. They just fuckin do it. Stop disrespecting people whk are actually fucked up.

Sounds nice. Bars are closed, but I'll give it a try.

Damn shame you've decided to go this route. Do it away from home, park in an ally at night or parking lot at night and pop some pills...you don't want your family's last memory of you to be walking in on your lifeless corpse and seeing you getting carried away on a stretcher

This

lol

It can be an intermediate stage. Some of those who get to the point of openly discussing their ideas decide to try later. Might not be the case here but we'll never know.

Life insurance isn't payed out on suicides. Make it look like an accident, drive down a 55MPH country road in rainy or foggy weather and on the next curve hit a tree. They can't disprove it unless you got a telsa

Yeah it is a nice thing to hace in the dead of the night. It might not be the strongest drink out there, but it is a nice one.

OP you shouldn't do it even if you are a Yas Forums fag. Get help OP there really are people that care about you, this must be true if you don't wan't to shock your family. I'm in the UK too, would be so sad to see you get taken by an illness. Please get help OP

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