I have a PhD in cancer biology. Ask me anything about my stupid life decisions

do you prefer masculine or feminine cocks up your butthole?

Cancer is a great business. The longer we can draw out treatments and the more medications we can involve in the process, the more it can spur the economy. In death, citizens boost the economy to a great degree.

>you
>right now

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>Can you generate cancer cells if you hit yourself really hard several times in the same spot?
look for yourself. do you have throatcancer? no? then you don't get cancer from hitting a spot 5000 times a day.

you have to go back

I farted 46 times in two hours yesterday. Do I have migraine?

Yes, you are clearly an adult who has graduated a six-year medical school program, and not a frustrated, socially-stunted 17 year old who jerks off to facebook photos on Yas Forums.

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>oncologist here
>due to the pandemic, I've been working 14 hour days, 7 days a week
>but I just decided to stop by Yas Forums to see what the teenagers and unemployed 30 year old virgins are up to

Fuck off, you loser.

Dude. My department is literally called Cancer Biology. Oncologists are medical doctors specialized on treating cancer, I am a molecular biologist doing cancer research.

I'm a postdoc in Boston. And all nonessential wet lab research not related to COVID19 has been stopped.

I am not a medical doctor. I am a molecular biologist. This is exactly why I did not use the term oncology.

I'm not wrong. A cure for cancer would be horrible. People are going to always die. It's best that the living make as much profit off of death as possible.

Again. Not a medical doctor. I literally used the term biologist.

>getting medical advice from Yas Forums
you clearly have braincancer

You're a LARPing loser who is currently jerking off on Yas Forums. But you keep that wikipedia page for "molecular biology" open in the next tab, son. You've got us all fooled, bro!

I'm a molecular biologist who has graduated with a PhD. Not an MD, not an MD-PhD. I never said that I am a clinician.

Dude, why is it so surprising that somebody with a cancer-focused PhD in molecular biology is on Yas Forums. All research institutions are closed, we have lots of time.

What's your current research project?

>give me a minute while I google one

We have a good genetically engineered mouse model of colorectal cancer (KRASG12D, p53, APC) in our lab. We are interested in how Wnt modulation (both genetically and pharmacologically) affects Lgr5 cells in this model. Primarily using single-cell RNA-sequencing.

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can semen cure my coloncancer

Yes. But only if its pozzed.

If you

are this
Why didn't you just say that

here?

I'll give you three guesses as to why he didn't say he was a molecular biologist right away.

HINT: "googling things takes time"

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In my opinion, it was pretty much implied in my OP that I am not a clinician. I though that the first reply was more concerned with the term cancer biology per se. Some people who do mol.bio. / genetic research on cancer call themselves molecular biologists after all.

That's interesting. Is your lab also using immunofluorescence images?

Again, I thought it was obvious. BECAUSE I used the term cancer biologist. If I were a medical doctor, I could and would have said oncologist.

When this sad faggotry 404s (and it will soon), don't post it again.

Immunofluorescence and immunohistochemistry are standard techniques in almost every lab. Since we do a lot of single-cell genomics, we prefer to do single-molecule FISH on our tissue samples because it more quantitative and has a higher sensitivity.

We use immunofluorescence in suspension for genomic-specific tests such as PCR per respiratory research, but not as often in colorectal SEE I CAN GOOGLE TOO!

Yeah. But what you say is complete bullshit.

I'm in school for molecular biology, what should I focus on? tips? where should I look for jobs? should I do postgraduate work?