I seek assistance

Open a window to air out the place? Or wash your clothes, your sheets, wipe down your room etc.
Bury weed outside in a bag. Only do weed things outside from now on.

Im currently cooking bacon and trying to burn it. If fucking stinks when its burnt

There you go. Something pungent. You implied you don't have time on your side so airing out isn't really an option. Gotta mask that shit with something so overwhelming they won't be able to detect anything else. Burnt bacon should be powerful enough to make the weed seem subtle by comparison

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The thing is, I have a good smell proof container. I took the weed out to cut it, and grind it out. It's stunk out my living room, and is making my down stairs area stink too.

Weed is in my room, and doesn't smell at all

definitely don't panic. unless your parents are nosy cunts or have identified the smell of marijuana already and know it well, there is pretty much no chance of them calling you out or even mentioning the smell.
keep those windows open, calm down.

Carefully rub bud on their upper lip without waking them.

I hope so, user. I've done well hiding my weed consumption over 3 years. I didn't realize how strong this shit was

You'll be fine. Hit up some visine and burn the fuck out that bacon.

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Dad smoked it in early years. He'll know

Why the fuck you smoking weed in my house you little shit?
The Fuck Cunt? First you lie about it, now you wont share it? You were adopted, get out. Dont even wait for me to wake up.

OP here. House isnt burnt down.

WOOP WOOP

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Does it work with malt vinegar? (Brown vinegar)

Just talk to him then. How old are you?
Wait, youre in the folks house and they dont like it..
Maybe dont do that shit then.

Or chat to them and do it in the open, but dont hide. its not worth wasting your life on that

The smell is mostly terpenes and indoles, so it is masked very effectively by the smell of shit.

So, first get drunk, then have a small enema, hold it in for a while for it to be absorbed, then shit your pants or bed and claim you were drunk and had the shits

underageb&

19, illegal in my country. I'm worried about what they'll think of me.

People thinks its a slippery slope. Smoking weed gradually turns into harder drugs like mdma, coke, shrooms, lsd etc. Haven't done any other drugs, and don't have the desire to do so after seeing buddies on them.

shrooms and lsd are fun if you have a sitter and aren't driving anywhere or anything
I personally don't fuck with coke or mdma because i usually steer clear of anything with a lethal potential
but i drink so obviously that's not a concrete rule. just a guideline that's kept me out of trouble

I was a trip sitter for my friends maybe 2 years ago? The shit they were saying, and claiming to see was fucking disturbing. And they had no memory of it the next day.

Different story -
Friend was hospitalized after taking 10 mdma pills, and smoking 60 cigarettes. I felt guilty the next day. I didn't know he had more pills on him, he only took 2 when I left, and he woke up with in hospital with a blood infection.

But your dad knows its not. Being hes tried it an all.

Im saying dont waste your life hiding things. Go easy on it, best years of your life an all. But drugs can be fun, they can suck too. But just having a chill joint or cone shouldnt worry them.

Hiding shit does worry them.
You intrinsically become a shady character if you start hiding things. You think the folks that raised you every day cant tell how you act?

sounds like it wasnt really the MDMA then..

First of all buy a pipe,then smoke little hits,keep them in lungs and exhale right in window.Also keep doors closed and spray a little desod-keep dirty socks

find one of these at your local smoke shop

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It probably wasn't MDMA, but it was sold under "MDMA". There's alot of counterfeit drugs our their, and one bad pill could send you 6ft under. It's always felt safer and enjoyable smoking alone.

I'm not necessarily ashamed of smoking. Just concerned that'll they'll think I'm a stereotypical stoner. Which I'm absolutely not, and I'm not really close to my parents either. Just don't want to get kicked out.

lol 10 pills is overdose territory how do you gather it wasnt mdma from that?

Currently on lockdown. Nothing is open besides essential shops.

In my area there was pills flying around advertised as mdma, but they were cut with legal highs, speed etc. Apparently MDMA doesn't make you trip balls, yet my friends were saying they were seeing things, and had immense euphoria. So I'm not sure as they never tested their shit