Tips on becoming a serial killer

Tips on becoming a serial killer

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You either got it or you don’t

Don't post about it

First order of business: post about it online

blowing your brains out on stream is a good way to start

dont get caught

You wouldn't need any tips. It just happens..

Don’t eat where you shit.

let the entity inside you

Take up a career as an over the road trucker. Lots of lost souls out on them thar roads and truck stops.

Kill people

Good advice. It worked for Keith Hunter Jesperson, Robert Ben Rhodes, Peter Sutcliffe, Wayne Adam Ford, and many others, including ones likely still out there operating.

Nothing is stopping you OP. Do it. Sieze the moment and take many with you. Hail Satan. Have your name known.

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Idk, look like a weird combination between James Franco and Willem Dafoe?

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Watch the TVseries Dexter.

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THIS IS IT OP LET YOUR HATE FREE

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Kill niggers

Also work somewhere that has the world's dumbest police force.

That show started out good and then it deus ex machinaed itself to death.

done it twice. Like maybe 2 years ago. Quite inspirational series

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Dexter is full of pro-tips .

You won't. You need to be smart about becoming a serial killer. Be careful, kill people who won't be missed. Like the homeless.

Be nice to people. Help the homeless. Hold a steady job. Move away from family. Work your way up from killing animals and learning how blood works and how to clean it. Buy a large property. Buy animals mostly pigs but dont skimp on chickens and get a few cows or goats. Plant a large field of vegetables. Try to be self sufficient. Be friendly with the neighbors. Dont order escorts and try to kill them. Go to a big city at night and pick up homeless guys that are passed out on drugs. Try a few of those then work your way up to women(homeless/druggo). After that you can try and scope out a halfway house thats not well managed. Kids are not easy they are alert and have phones so pick the most miserable ones with the worst clothes. I havent gotten any further than this.

Take your creepypasta back to /x/

It would seem imperative to be on the move and not tied to a geographical area. Moving amongst those on the margins of society. Like that black guy who finally got caught down in Texas. Been operating for over 40 years at least. He’s old now but memory still good cuz he’s leading cops to corpses from the 70s. One of them was a couple miles away from where I live outside of Cleveland.

The entity ?

Bundy blamed an entity that possessed him.

Bundy blamed anything that wasn't his actual self.

Cool plan tbh.He also need weapons,i would take some .22 bolt action pistol and subsonic ammo.He can easily kill shitload of humans

Step one: Place barrel of revolver on your forehead.
Step two: Pull trigger.

Start small. Like, get one of those variety packs of cereals, you know, the small ones. Hone your cereal killing ways on them, then work up to regular size boxes. Good luck

There was a band from San Diego years ago named Deadbolt. Their music is hard to find but they made an album about hobo railroad killers called Hobo Babylon. Also a couple of their songs, one is Lone Highway and other Roadside Cross. Kind of a creepy surf vibe with double bass. Check it out if u can find it. Off topic I know but the music ties in.

Dead by Daylight?

Actually sounds pretty good. Thanks user.

Is that a book? I just remember hearing a lot of Bundy’s crazy excuses. Demon possession and porn mostly.

I bought everything they made. Songs about truckers, moonshiners, killers, voodoo shit. YouTube music definitely has their stuff