my sister and her husband have been having a rough patch lately, so I took their daughter/my niece out for some KFC tonight such a sweet girl, made me really think about having children of my own
I was basically just looking to hear from someone who's actually a father themselves on here. Like, is being a father really as fulfilling as some say it is? Being with her made me feel all fuzzy inside
We already made plans to have a 'sleepover date' at my apartment soon. Her parents are arguing asf and might get a divorce, i'm just trying to help them out, I know how it felt when my parents broke up... What kind of things does a girl her age like to do? She's 11 btw. I'll ask her before hand what she wants to do ofc but i'll take any tips
It’s very fulfilling and I’m pretty inventive and fun so I get to be a kid again expect with money so stuff like building tree houses is not out of the budget. Being a dad is actually better than being a kid for me at least cause my parents just grew weed in the basement and went to work. I was pretty much on my own.
Angel Price
you just fucking owned yourself you fucking newfag
If my kids uncle was wanting to have a sleep over with my daughter I’d beat the shit out of your pedo ass and disown you afterwords calling the cops telling them that you planned to sex your own niece
woah if you have such thoughts, you might be pedo urself bro
William Perry
If you actually feel that way you should contact the cops because you obviously already believe your sibling is a pedo, if you don't have a sibling you need to kill yourself because you are obviously the pedo if you assume this is what would happen if an uncle had a niece sleeping in his house.
Xavier Harris
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yas Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yas Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Justin Thompson
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Ryder White
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Jackson Jones
Are they any restaurants open right now during the pandemic, that you can even go into?
Luke Jones
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
Grayson Rodriguez
Can't forget the porn mosiac now~ TORTUREsnacks for pizza and gore treason that brought feds! PRAISEm00terino for cutefemboy who just wanted a filterless forum!
prob cuddle, light touching, she is new to this but probably wants some one familiar to show affection to
Angel Butler
hva faen var det du nettopp sa, din lille tispe...? Du skal vite at jeg er en topptrent marinejeger, og jeg har vært involvert i en rekke hemmelige raids på Al-Qöaeda, jeg har over 300 bekreftede drap. Jeg er utdannet i gorilla krigføring og jeg er den aller mest annerkjente snikskytteren i hele norges væpnede styrker. Du er ingenting for meg bortsett fra enda et offer. Jeg kommer til å knuse deg med en nøyaktighet som aldri har blitt sett før på denne jord, merk mine jævla ord. Tror du at du kan slippe unna med å prate dritt om meg over internett? Tenk igjen, jævla idiot. Akkurat nå kontakter jeg mitt hemmelige nettverk av spioner over hele europa, og din IP blir sporet akkurat nå, hvis jeg hadde vært deg hadde jeg forberedt meg på stormen Stormen som kommer til å destruere den patetiske lille greia du kaller livet ditt. Du er faen meg død, drittunge. Jeg kan være hvor som helst, når som helst, og jeg kan drepe deg på over syv hundre måter kun ved å bruke hendene mine. Ikke bare har jeg mye erfaring i ubevæpnet kamp, men jeg har også tilgang til hele arsenalet til den norske hæren, og jeg nøler ikke med å bruke disse ressursene til å fjerne den feite ræva di fra hele kontinentet, din jævla taper. Hvis du bare hadde visst hva slags konsekvenser som nå venter deg, bare fordi du skulle leke smart og være frekk på nett, du hadde holdt kjeften din så jævlig lukket
men det klarte du ikke og det gjorde du ikke og nå kommer du til å betale prisen for det
du er en jævla idiot og jeg skal personlig sørge for å gjøre livet ditt så jævelig som mulig du er faen meg død jævla drittunge
Nathaniel Lewis
Some private ones are open around here but only delivery But it's mostly shitskin food so you're not missing out on much
